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Sienna Miller has a transvestite stalker

March 16th, 20074 comments

Two bodyguards have been hired to protect Sienna Miller from a tranny stalker. The stalker, Peter, loves to wear women’s wigs, high-heeled stilettos, fake fur coats and dresses. How delectable!
“Sienna has been bombarded with bizarre letters from a transvestite and has hired two security men. In his letters he talks about being obsessed with her …

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Sienna Miller is topless

March 15th, 20072 comments

Today’s your lucky day if you’ve ever wanted to see Sienna Miller topless. She was nude in Factory Girl, but who really cares about that movie? And who really cares about this. I’d rather see someone whose body doesn’t resemble a little boy’s. Is the Virgin Mary still around? I bet those shots would go …

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Sienna Miller has a case of mild stupidity

March 12th, 2007Respond

Sienna Miller has blamed Tourette’s for calling Pittsburgh “Shittsburgh”. The remark caused outrage among a few Pennsylvania residents. Now Sienna has opened her mouth and diminished another group.
These things just come out. I think it might be mild Tourette’s, not to insult people who have proper Tourette’s, but I will say the most inappropriate things …

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Sienna drunkenly defends Paris and Lindsay

February 14th, 2007Respond

Sienna Miller, caught here drunk, defends the hard partying of Paris and Lindsay calling them regular gals. Sienna explains the only difference between Hollywood girls and regular girls is they are being watched.
Girls are doing the same thing all over the world as what these girls are doing, but they’re not being photographed while they’re …

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In other news

February 6th, 20074 comments

Charlize Theron sued by Swiss watchmaker. [ICYDK]
Adrianne Curry blasts America’s Next Top Model. [Celebrity Smack]
Bam Margera is married. [Celebitchy]
Everybody hates Tyra. [Evil Beet]
The tearjerkiest moments of the last 20 years. [Pajiba]
Jason Priestly is expecting. [Glitterati]
Stacy Keibler at a Super Bowl afterparty. [Bastardly]
NASA’s worst nightmare. An astronaut love triangle. [ASL]
Heather Grahm makes out with chicks. [Yeeeah!]
Nicole …

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Sienna Miller wants to reproduce

February 1st, 2007Respond

Sienna Miller can’t wait to be a mother. In the new issue of Life magazine, Sienna expounds on the joys of the world not revolving around herself.
“I can’t wait,” she says in Life magazine’s upcoming issue. “In a world where you’re encouraged to have your universe revolve around yourself, suddenly it doesn’t. I know I …

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Sienna’s and Hayden’s sex scene was real, maybe

January 31st, 20072 comments

Sienna Miller’s sex scene with Hayden Christiansen looks real because it may have been real. The two were said to be dating while Miller was on a break from Jude Law, but later ended it.
Added a friend of Miller, “Sienna wanted to try to make another go of it with Jude. But again, it didn’t …

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In other news

January 30th, 20071 comment

Catch and Release with Sydney Bristow. Yes, I still call her that. [Pajiba]
The paparazzi annoy Brad Pitt. [Celebitchy]
Jessica and Jon Mayer heat it up. [CityRag]
Neve Campbell grooms her dogs. [Celebrity Smack]
Reese Witherspoon and son. [ICYDK]
Scarlett Johansson dating Marky Mark?! [Agent Bedhead]
P. Diddy diddling Sienna Miller? [Yeeeah]
Screech is not a team player. [Evil Beet]
Tom Cruise loves …

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