From what I’ve gathered, Simona Fusco is a hot blond with a nice rack who often hangs out at the beach. As it happens, she also loves randomly pulling down her bikini top to show everyone her tits. And as it turns out, I like watching her do that. It’s a match made in heaven. We should, you know, do it.

Hopefully you’re smart enough to realize whatever is underneath those black bars is NSFW.

After Simona Fusco blasted Paris about her work ethic on the set of Bottoms Up, a direct to dvd movie, Erik MacArthur, the director, has come to Paris’ defense. He said that not only was she competent, but she exhibited star quality. Erik claims Simona is trying to take the movie down.

While he won’t speculate on the Italian starlet’s motives, MacArthur admitted having a fling with Fusco and giving her just one line to speak: “Last one in is a rotten egg!”

Everyone in this story is retarded. Some chick whose only job is to dance topless is condemning Paris Hilton whose only job is to be a walking petri dish for std’s. Then the director of a STRAIGHT TO DVD movie tells people Paris Hilton has “star” quality. It’s like three paraplegics bickering over a pair of shoes except these three are so much more disabled.

Here’s Paris working the 45 degree tilt. Even out of the bedroom she’s almost on her back.