Happy Labor Day and all that. I’ll see you Tuesday. Possibly later today if I’m so inclined. Until then, check out Bridget Marquart at The Pool at Harrah’s. It’s like a scene from King Kong except there’s less people eating and more boobs. Same frightened expression though. And instead of scaling the Empire State Building …

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The comments and a few other things are broken. I am still trying to figure out why. I guess I’m not whipping my indentured servants hard enough.

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It’s Memorial Day which means the time wasters will return tomorrow. Actually, this is just an excuse to fix the site which I inadvertently broke. Say, how long do you think it’ll take me to capture and train a couple of monkeys to fix this site? Four? Five hours max?

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I managed to hit the top 3 Movers & Shakers list on Alexa! This probably won’t be happening again anytime soon so just let me bask in the glory before making fun of me. A lot of traffic is being pushed off of a single dedicated server which is not without its problems, but it’s …

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The server is being slow because it’s being hit with an insane amount of traffic all thanks to this guy. I’m trying to fix it asap by putting in two more hamsters and two more hamster wheels. If you want an update on this whole thing, the HK police arrested four to six people in …

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Eva Longoria is my spokesperson today because she looks serious and this is a serious site. Eva says: There was an ad on here that was causing a message to pop up and forcing some people to be redirected to another URL. The ad has been disabled. If it happens to anyone else, contact me …

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Well, uhh, that server move didn’t go as well as I had hoped. Things are being fixed left and right and you should notice everything is moving a lot faster now. Because I feel so bad, I posted a video of Jean-Claude Van Damme getting an erection on a Brazilian TV Show. Yea, I didn’t …

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Hmm, something seems to be up with the images again. I thought it was fixed, but it’s not. I’ll try to have it fixed soon.
Update: Wow, that was fast. I have no idea why that happened, but the images have been fixed. Carry on. I tried to respond to a few emails about it, but …

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