Welcome to version 8 of The Blemish.
Happy Holidays from Miley Cyrus. Here’s to you getting your holiday wish.
The government has mandated that today is Labor Day.
July 4. Independence Day. The day America celebrates the Will Smith/Bill Pullman movie directed by our favorite doomsayer Roland Emmerich.
If you’re wondering why there weren’t a lot of posts today, it’s because it’s Christmas Eve and I’m waiting with a bat by my chimney for Santa Claus to come.
Posts will be sparse today because like everyone else, I’ll be celebrating our independence by getting drunk.
Posting will be sporadic today and Thursday.
It’s that time of year again. The time of year where I mentally check out early and wish you Merry Holidays.
Some of you may have noticed the site has been partially loading and if you refresh a couple of times, it’ll load completely.
Sad news. Kim, who you saw write once in a while, has left.
I was having some trouble with the CDN yesterday so the large pictures were borked.
Just for today, a few new writers will be posting in sort of a trial by fire audition.
I’ve been told that an ad on this site is attempting to install malware or a virus.
The Blemish has stepped into the 21st century and has joined Twitter.
Everything should be back to normal now.
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your turducken or your bacon wrapped turkey, but remember if you have a heart attack, no one is taking your ass to the hospital.
Happy Labor Day and all that. I’ll see you Tuesday.
The comments and a few other things are broken.
It’s Memorial Day which means the time wasters will return tomorrow.