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Happy Something or Other

It’s that time of year again. The time of year where I mentally check out early and wish you Merry Holidays. Hopefully Lindsay Lohan will be kind enough not to ... Read More »

Site News

Some of you may have noticed the site has been partially loading and if you refresh a couple of times, it’ll load completely. No, this isn’t my sneaky way of ... Read More »

The Blemish Is Hiring

Sad news. Kim, who you saw write once in a while, has left. Now, The Blemish is hiring 1 or 2 more writers, preferably in the US, to join Jessica ... Read More »

Pictures Should Load Now

I was having some trouble with the CDN yesterday so the large pictures were borked. Everything should work now. Read More »

Programming Note

Just for today, a few new writers will be posting in sort of a trial by fire audition. I’ll be popping in and out while working on some behind the ... Read More »

Site News: Virus Edition

I’ve been told that an ad on this site is attempting to install malware or a virus. I think I’ve disabled the ad, but am not 100% sure. If anyone ... Read More »

The Blemish on Twitter

The Blemish has stepped into the 21st century and has joined Twitter. If you like your celebrity mockery in 140 characters or less, come follow @ http://twitter.com/theblemish. You won’t be ... Read More »

Site News

Everything should be back to normal now. I was an idiot and forgot to double check the code before tinkering with it. This is why I can never have nice ... Read More »

Happy Thanksgiving You Heathens

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your turducken or your bacon wrapped turkey, but remember if you have a heart attack, no one is taking your ass to the hospital. Read More »

Happy Labor Day!

Happy Labor Day and all that. I’ll see you Tuesday. Possibly later today if I’m so inclined. Until then, check out Bridget Marquart at The Pool at Harrah’s. It’s like ... Read More »

Site News

The comments and a few other things are broken. I am still trying to figure out why. I guess I’m not whipping my indentured servants hard enough. Read More »

It’s Memorial Day

It’s Memorial Day which means the time wasters will return tomorrow. Actually, this is just an excuse to fix the site which I inadvertently broke. Say, how long do you ... Read More »

Score!

I managed to hit the top 3 Movers & Shakers list on Alexa! This probably won’t be happening again anytime soon so just let me bask in the glory before ... Read More »

Edison Chen Is Killing the Server

The server is being slow because it’s being hit with an insane amount of traffic all thanks to this guy. I’m trying to fix it asap by putting in two ... Read More »

Site News

Eva Longoria is my spokesperson today because she looks serious and this is a serious site. Eva says: There was an ad on here that was causing a message to ... Read More »

Site News

Well, uhh, that server move didn’t go as well as I had hoped. Things are being fixed left and right and you should notice everything is moving a lot faster ... Read More »

Site News

Hmm, something seems to be up with the images again. I thought it was fixed, but it’s not. I’ll try to have it fixed soon. Update: Wow, that was fast. I ... Read More »