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Happy Holidays from Miley Cyrus
miley cyrusDecember 24, 2013

Happy Holidays from Miley Cyrus. Here’s to you getting your holiday wish. Admit it. It’s that picture, isn’t it? Posts will be a little sparse over the next ...

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Happy Labor Day!
bikiniSeptember 2, 2013

The government has mandated that today is Labor Day. That’s why I’ve picked up a truck full of migrant workers from Home Depot and put them to work. ...

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The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 07.16.13 + Site News (Comic-Con)
other newsJuly 16, 2013

Like every year, I’ll be hitting up Comic-Con for the next few days to mingle with people as they shuffle and sweat through the San Diego Convention Center ...

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Happy 4th of July!
site newsJuly 4, 2013

July 4. Independence Day. The day America celebrates the Will Smith/Bill Pullman movie directed by our favorite doomsayer Roland Emmerich. There won’t be many posts today because I’ll ...

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Happy Whatever You Celebrate
christmasDecember 24, 2012

If you’re wondering why there weren’t a lot of posts today, it’s because it’s Christmas Eve and I’m waiting with a bat by my chimney for Santa Claus ...

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The Blemish Got a Facelift
site newsNovember 18, 2012

If you haven’t noticed already, The Blemish pulled a Bruce Jenner and got a facelift. This is far from the final version of the site since there’s more ...

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Happy 4th of July
site newsJuly 4, 2012

Posts will be sparse today because like everyone else, I’ll be celebrating our independence by getting drunk. For this is what our forefathers fought for. The right for ...

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Blake Lively in Yellow and Site News
blake livelyJune 28, 2012

Posting will be sporadic today and Thursday. Mostly because I forgot the power cable for my laptop. You’d think by now hotels would all have wireless charging stations ...

Happy Something Or Other
site newsDecember 24, 2010

It’s that time of year again. The time of year where I mentally check out early and wish you Merry Holidays. Hopefully Lindsay Lohan will be kind enough ...