Happy 4th of July!

July 4. Independence Day. The day America celebrates the Will Smith/Bill Pullman movie directed by our favorite doomsayer Roland Emmerich.


Happy Whatever You Celebrate

If you’re wondering why there weren’t a lot of posts today, it’s because it’s Christmas Eve and I’m waiting with a bat by my chimney for Santa Claus to come.


Happy 4th of July

Posts will be sparse today because like everyone else, I’ll be celebrating our independence by getting drunk.

Happy Something Or Other

It’s that time of year again. The time of year where I mentally check out early and wish you Merry Holidays.

Site news

Some of you may have noticed the site has been partially loading and if you refresh a couple of times, it’ll load completely.

The Blemish is hiring

Sad news. Kim, who you saw write once in a while, has left.

Pictures should load now

I was having some trouble with the CDN yesterday so the large pictures were borked.

Programming note

Just for today, a few new writers will be posting in sort of a trial by fire audition.

Site news: Virus edition

I’ve been told that an ad on this site is attempting to install malware or a virus.

The Blemish on Twitter

The Blemish has stepped into the 21st century and has joined Twitter.

Site news

Everything should be back to normal now.

Happy Thanksgiving you heathens

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your turducken or your bacon wrapped turkey, but remember if you have a heart attack, no one is taking your ass to the hospital.

Happy Labor Day!

Happy Labor Day and all that. I’ll see you Tuesday.

Site news

The comments and a few other things are broken.

It’s Memorial Day

It’s Memorial Day which means the time wasters will return tomorrow.