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Snooki’s Man Can’t Stop Putting Babies In Her

Snooki is pregnant again. After giving birth to her first son in 2012 and even writing a book about it called Baby Bumps, she’s now preparing for her second with fiance Jionni LaValle. She seems like less of a drunken mess these days so expect her amniotic fluid to be only 10% alcohol as opposed to 60% like last time.

A Snooki Couture Fragrance Sounds Terrifying

Snooki launched her newest fragrance in New York, New York on Monday and I didn’t see the pictures so, judging by the description alone, I expected pictures of Snooki bending over and farting.

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Snooki Fell and No One Helped

Snooki is pregnant with what scientists are still classifying as a human baby and while filming Jersey Shore yesterday, she fell while walking around in a pair of platform sandals.

Pregnant Snooki Riding a Scooter

You know how fat people ride those Rascal scooters because they’re too lazy to walk and have effectively given up on life?

Snooki Will Birth a Boy

Snooki’s promise to create Hell on Earth is coming one step closer to fruition.

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Snooki Is Not Pregnant

Star Magazine did the equivalent of shouting fire in a crowded theater when they announced Snooki was pregnant in the upcoming issue of Star.