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Snooki is sleepy

What beauty! What grace! Snooki is like a caterpillar morphing into a pretty little butterfly when she drinks. Read More »

Snooki suffred from anorexia and bulimia

You’re never going to believe this but Snooki reveals in the latest issue of OK! Magazine that when she was 22 she used to suffer from anorexia and bulimia. Jersey Shore’s ... Read More »

Snooki is a Lindsay Lohan wannabe

Being compared to Lindsay Lohan is bad enough but being called a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe” is the worst. Snooki went to court today to face the consequences for her July 30 ... Read More »

Snooki is officially annoying

Not only is Snooki being charged with disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance for her July 30th arrest for public intoxication, but she will also be charged with annoying ... Read More »

Look, it’s Snooki’s bare ass

While it’s easy to tell Snooki is wearing underwear, the mere suggestion that she wasn’t is enough to make me want to vomit. So don’t even ask what these pictures ... Read More »

Snooki has a big ego

The only thing worse than looking like Snooki is looking like Snooki and having a gigantic Snooki head wobbling back and forth on your fat, Snooki neck. In Touch Weekly ... Read More »

Snooki will go sober

Having been arrested for disorderly conduct, Snooki has vowed to cut back on her drinking because her dad yelled at her. “My dad was very, very pissed,” she revealed. “He’s like, ... Read More »

Snooki has a mugshot

Remember when Snooki was so wasted that she was arrested for public drunkenness? Well, before the cops took her back to the Chocolate Factory, they made sure to get a ... Read More »

Snooki was drunk and disorderly

Snooki was arrested today by Seaside Heights police in New Jersey for disorderly conduct after she got wasted filming the third season of Jersey Shore. Up top is her being ... Read More »

Snooki won’t wear a bikini

Snooki looks like a munchkin who fell in Willy Wonka’s chocolate river and drank her way out. So of course she’s not going to embarrass herself by putting her lumpy ... Read More »

Snooki is on a dog biscuit diet

Not really but she might as well be. That midget from Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is on a cookie diet. Snooki’s ultimate goal is to get back to 100 ... Read More »

Be still my heart

Jersey Shore dwarf Snooki was in Miami filming scenes or whatever and god she looked sexy. Just kidding. How the hell did this chick get a spot on the show? ... Read More »

Snooki is Thumbelina

Speaking of The Jersey Shore. You’ll be surprised to find out the Corona bottle Snooki is holding is actual size. She’s the world’s tiniest drunk! Check out the margarita Snooki is ... Read More »

JWoww and Snooki are good at TV

Apparently the proper way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo is to get a bunch of girls together and have them do tequila shots so they can grab limes out of ... Read More »

Snooki has fake drama

While filming The Jersey Shore on Saturday, some guy started hitting on Snooki, no doubt in an effort to fulfill his fantasies of midget sex and spinning a girl around ... Read More »

Snooki is on a diet

A diet of deliciousness! Nom nom nom. [INF] Read More »

Jersey Shore hit the beach

The CDC and a few volunteers are cleaning up Miami beach right now because the girls from the Jersey Shore contaminated it yesterday. JWoww, Snooki and some other girl romped ... Read More »

This puts things into perspective

I always knew Snooki was below five feet but that fact was never put into perspective. Until yesterday that is. Here she is walking around with the big breasted J-Woww. ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan makes less than Snooki

Fox News must have either been joking or must think poorly of Lindsay’s generation when they started this report with “Once viewed as one of the best actresses of her ... Read More »

A roof collapsed on Snooki

Manhattan must hate Jersey Shore because someone there is plotting their demise. At a party at Purim yesterday the roof fell on several people from the show including Snooki and ... Read More »