Yea, yea, I know. Easy title. Last night on So You Think You Can Dance one of the contestants was so happy she made it through to Las Vegas that she crumpled to the floor and spread her legs, forgetting she wasn’t wearing panties and accidentally flashing her vagina. Yikes! Those Christian watchdog groups aren’t going to be too happy about this. They’ll probably analyze this frame by frame and insist they’re just doing their job. I can hear them clacking away on their holier-than-thou (Apple) keyboards already.

Executive producer Nigel Lythgoe said, “None of us knew she did this. The show was always designed to expose talent, but not in this way.”

A wise man once told me you never want your genitals to be more famous than you as you’ll never earn respect that way. I told him, “My what? Get away from me, pervert.” Then I screamed “rape” real loud.

Former So You Think You Can Dance choreographer, Alex Da Silva, was arrested this morning at his North Hollywood home and charged with eight felony counts of assault in a case of choreography gone wrong. TMZ says:

That includes four counts of forcible rape, two counts of assault with intent to commit rape and two counts of sexual penetration by a foreign object.

The D.A. says the alleged assaults occurred between August 2002 and March 2009. The four alleged victims were between the ages of 20 and 26 and were all dancers or aspiring dancers who say they met Alex through his dance instruction classes.

Alex was arrested for pretty much the same thing back in April, but prosecutors declined to press charges — saying further investigation was needed to move forward.

Guys, guys, guys. This is obviously a big misunderstanding. Alex was trying a hot little dance number he came up with and, him being so passionate about dance, one thing led to another and all of a sudden he’s sexually penetrated two people with a foreign object. You know how it goes. If Alex is guilty of anything, it’s caring too much.

Katie Holmes finally showed off her singing and dancing ability on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday. Funny story. When Katie came up with this idea, Tom Cruise originally wanted to teach her some movies. Tom then started sliding around the floor playing air guitar and afterward went into the Charleston. They decided it was best to get a certified instructor when Katie lowered her head and wept.

Katie Holmes filmed a guest appearance for So You Think You Can Dance yesterday in what “seems like a huge Broadway production.” To anyone who is tricked into believing this was all spontaneous, Us writes:

Holmes — who was also spotted rehearsing at CBS Studios yesterday — “has been working on this for a long time,” the source says. “She is working with the choreographer Tyce Diorio. They want it to seem like she waltzed in and put it together very quickly, but that’s really not the case. This has been a longtime in the making.”

Other sources say she’s “killing it.” Since I’m not hip to all this urban speak, I’ll assume that means she’s doing good.

Execs are trying to save the performance for the show’s 100th episode on July 8th, but as news has started to leak, they may air the performance as early as this week.

It would be funny if after all this hype, it ends up being a one minute clip of Katie Holmes twirling around like a little girl pretending to be a ballerina. And then she falls on her ass. And then runs away crying.