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Everyone Else at the 69th Annual Golden Globes

Here’s everyone else at the 69th Annual Golden Globes from the despised Madonna to Kate Beckinsale and George Clooney and even Ben Kingsley’s hot piece, his fourth wife, who mounted ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Is a Hero

While leaving Hyde nightclub at the Bellagio around 3 AM on New Year’s Day, a woman fell to the floor in clear view of Sofia Vergara. Sofia and her girlfriend, ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Visited ‘Extra!’

Sofia Vergara made an appearance on Extra! at the Grove on Tuesday. She looked great. Except for when she made that face. Then she looked retarded. Please don’t let that be ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Had a Terrible Publicist

Sofia Vergara is nearing 40 but she looks fantastic and her body is killer. Especially her 34DD’s. Everybody loves those. Except for maybe her jealous publicist who suggested she get ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Is Good at Twitter

Sofia Vergara and Sarah Hyland of Modern Family tweeted a picture of themselves in bikinis. Well, Sarah Hyland was in a bikini, Sofia Vergara was in this flowy pool outfit. ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Is in a Bikini

Sofia Vergara was at the One & Only Palmilla in Cabo with her boyfriend Nick Loeb and decided to have him take a picture of her in a little black ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Does Vanity Fair

Here’s Sofia Vergara in Vanity Fair just in case you’ve forgotten how amazing this woman with a 19-year-old son looks. She’s bordering on 40 but makes Tara Reid look like ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Was Hideous at 13

Sofia Vergara (Modern Family) did an interview in the new issue of Redbook where she talks about how hideous she was at 13 and how easy it is for her ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Actually Uses Her Breasts to Get Out of a Ticket

Take note, Jessica Simpson. This is Sofia Vergara actually getting out of a ticket by using her breasts. I hear her left one distracted the cop while the right ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Back Filming for Pepsi

Sofia Vergara was on set to do another Diet Pepsi commercial in LA yesterday. In case you’re wondering, she’s still wearing the same swimsuit that pushes her breasts up to ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Models the New Skinny Pepsi Can

Pepsi is taking a lot of flak for their new skinny diet Pepsi can campaign. An eating disorders group says they couldn’t care less about the shape of the can ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Showed Everyone Up at the SAG Awards

Speaking of breasts. Here’s Sofia Vergara at the SAG Awards. She’s way funnier, more talented and smarter than Kim Kardashian. Mostly due to her boobs. I base the intelligence of ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara at the Golden Globes

Was anyone else surprised that Sofia Vergara’s dress didn’t explode into a thousand pieces whenever she exhaled? Her dress must have been made of galvanized steel. Read More »

Sofia Vergara Used to Want a Breast Reduction

Sofia Vergara reveals to Self magazine that when she was a young teen, she used to always pray to her mother for a breast reduction. Saner minds prevailed because her ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Has to Run Naked Down Sunset Blvd.

Modern Family ran this ad in Variety in the days leading up to the Emmys. It read, “If Modern Family wins the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy, Sofia Vergara will run ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Says Madonna Looks Like a Freak

In the latest issue of Esquire, Sofia Vergara (Modern Family) says that while she’s not opposed to plastic surgery, there is a line. A line that has been crossed by ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Is at the Beach

Sofia Vergara stuffed her awesome rack in a bikini, spread her legs wide and went to sleep. Coincidentally, I wrote a fantasy novel that started out the same way. It ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Is Stacked

You can think of this as either a PSA or a friendly reminder. Sofia Vergara was out and about in LA yesterday and sources can confirm that yes, she is ... Read More »

Sofia Vergara Was Busting Out

Sofia Vergara was at the People’s Choice Awards and, my god, her top half is like a can of worms. If you unclasped her bra, her breasts would explode out ... Read More »

Rape Is Funny Again, Finally

Sofia Vergara was on The View and caused all sorts of uncomfortableness when the hosts talked about her 18-year-old son and commented on how young she looks. Sherri joked that ... Read More »
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