Someone made the right decision to invite Sofia Vergara to the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Viewing Party. That’s the first thing they teach you in business school. The bigger the breasts the bigger the donations. It’s true. I know a guy who knows a guy who attended class once. Business class.

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Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey reunite. [SOW]
Breaking and Entering: Woo Hoo! More Unbelievable Interpersonal Contrivances [Pajiba]
Angry Cameron Diaz turning into a man. [Bastardly]
Britney Spears with…her children? [Celebrity Smack]
Celebrity plastic surgery explosion. [CityRag]
Dancing with one-legged stars. [Yeeeah!]
The Riches coming to FX. [Popbytes]
Gay secret behind James Brown’s wife being left out of the will. [Celebitchy]
Some guy brags …

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