Soulja Boy was arrested in Temple, GA at 3:15 a.m. by Temple PD for a “substantial amount” of weed and cash inside the Escalade he was riding around in. Originally pulled over for a traffic violation, Soulja Boy and his four male cohorts were taken in when officers found the marijuana, $70,000 in cash and also guns.

Law enforcement tells TMZ, all 5 men were arrested on charges of possession of marijuana, possession with intent to distribute, and possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime.

We’re told the Escalade Soulja was riding in was part of a car service — and the driver was one of the five men arrested. TMZ

Finally, I was beginning to think rappers were getting too commercial. It’s good to know a few rappers are still dumb enough to ride around with $70,000 in cash, large amounts of weed and firearms in their car. Sadly, it looks like Soulja Boy’s mobile drug business is getting off to a bad start.

In least surprising news of the day, Amy Winehouse’s rep says she was NOT going to adopt 10-year-old Dannika Augustine of St. Lucia. Amy’s rep said, “It’s not true. I think [Amy] might have met her in St. Lucia, but she was in no way about to adopt her.”

So there goes that money grab by Dannika’s mom and grandma. Next time you try to claim a celebrity was about to adopt your kid, make sure the celebrity isn’t a recovering drug addict who couldn’t even take care of a pet rock.

In more surprising news of the day, Soulja Boy did not blow $55 million on a G5 jet. A rapper who lied about his extravagant spending? I do not believe. A spokesperson for the rapper says members of his inner circle perpetuated the lie. Soulja Boy even went on a Miami radio show after the story claiming to be “G5 status.”

Greg Miller, his spokesperson, issued a statement saying the rumors are not true. TMZ, attempting to retain credibility, claimed they talked to Shai Storm, a member of Soulja’s management team, his assistant and Soulja himself who said, “Hell yeah … I bought it.” Alright, alright, TMZ. I believe you. Sheesh. Calm down.

Want to know why 80% of rappers end up penniless and competing with reality tv stars for appearance fees at the end of their careers? It’s because they do what Soulja Boy did which is buy a $35 million G5 jet for themselves as a 21st birthday present and then drop another $20 million on upgrades.

The jet cost $35 mil … but that’s just the beginning. We’re told the birthday boy is dropping an additional $20 million to pimp out his ride with all sorts of cool stuff … like 12 custom Italian leather seats, flat screen TVs, 4 liquor bars, a special travertine tiled floor, and Brazilian hardwood cabinets.

We’re told S.B. is also gutting the in-flight lavatory — and replacing it with a giant, LUXURIOUS bathroom. Oh, he’s also giving the jet a custom paint job … to include his logo.

Wait, how did Soulja Boy even get $55 million to spend. He only had that one song. Did he put this on layaway? Because I tried to do that one time with a prostitute but it didn’t work. I’m not sure what that has to do with this story. I’m just sayin’. Maybe someone needs to design a hooker payment plan.

That rumor about Soulja Boy being gay turned out to be a prank. Still, if the dude wants me to take him seriously, he needs to stop doing gay MySpace stuff like posting pics of him on Twitter in sweat pants with a supposed boner. This is one of the few things I try to avoid while aimlessly surfing the web. But, god damnit, if I have to see it, you all have to see it too. One question though. Why is there a Maglite down his pants. Wait, you meant that’s his…? Why is it so small?

Click the header for the uncensored. Also, bonus gratuitous pics of Teyana Taylor, Chris Brown, Omarion and some chick having an ab-off.

A sex tape featuring Soulja Boy aka DeAndre Cortez Way and a dude named Arab has reportedly leaked and found its way to the dark place I like to call “the internets” or that thing Al Gore invented. I haven’t actually seen the video because I haven’t mustered the courage to dig through hundreds of gay porn to find it so this could all be a rumor, but there are pictures. For example, here and here and here (highly NSFW). Don’t click those unless you’re prepared to see some dude with a dick in his mouth. No homo. One of those links has a comparison of Soulja Boy’s tattoos. Draw your own conclusions I guess. Me? I’ll be looking for hidden meanings in his songs for the next 10 minutes.”Super fresh, now watch me jock”? “Then i’m cocking on your bitch”? Why, that does sound mighty queer.

* Note that I don’t even know what Soulja Boy looks like so you could have just been looking at gay porn, in which case, dude, you are totally gay. Also, this is from 4chan so there’s a 100% chance they’re just having their lulz so take note that this is fake.

I’ve put up a Youtube video of Soulja Boy dry humping some guy in lieu of any of those linked pics because they’re pretty unclear and I’d have blur them anyway.

Hat tip to Anonymous. You got to get better ps skills next time (link NSFW). Even though this is fake, the video is still awesome. Awesomely gay.