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Heidi Montag, this is your life

August 28th, 20082 comments

Has this what it’s come down to? Staging photo shoots in the middle of Whole Foods. Pretending to be blissfully unaware that you’re holding two watermelons, two oranges and two peaches in perfect position in front of your chest clearly meant to symbolize one’s breasts? A gag that was played out before Abe Lincoln was …

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I hope they have a gruesome accident

July 10th, 20088 comments

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went to the firing range to shoot those guns they bought a while ago. In my dreams, Spencer and Heidi are as retarded as they seem and hold their guns the opposite way before they pull the trigger. Also, they’re laughing like yokels before they commit double suicide. Pacific Coast …

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Spencer Pratt and Mary-Kate are feuding

July 1st, 20081 comment

Mary-Kate went on the Late Show with David Letterman last week and said Spencer Pratt was a crybaby in high school. Spencer Pratt fired back saying they didn’t go to the same high school, even though they did at one point. It seemed a D-list war of words had erupted. Now, evidence has been unearthed …

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Spencer Pratt still a douchebag

June 18th, 20082 comments

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag reportedly spent $10,000 on guns to protect themselves from their enemies. Spencer visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, CA last week and purchased the exact guns the U.S. Delta Force uses.
So the couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and …

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Spencer Pratt finds his way on Letterman

June 16th, 2008Respond

Spencer Pratt was for some reason invited as a guest on David Letterman where he and David matched their wits and cunning. At one point in the interview, Spencer claimed that he wouldn’t appear at clubs for less than $100,000. David and the rest of America laughed. And laughed. And laughed. David opined:
“Nobody is giving …

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Heidi Montag has no life

May 30th, 20082 comments

Some people call Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pathetic for staging candid photos such as these to publicize their sad, lonely lives and further their non-existent careers. And I wholeheartedly agree. Why can’t they be content to fade into obscurity like much of their cast mates from The Hills will in five years? Have some …

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Today in celebrity marriages

May 28th, 2008Respond

Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying. So, it’s perfect. Ashlee explains, “I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man. It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.” …

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Spencer Pratt is a douche

May 20th, 2008Respond

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were being filmed dining at a restaurant in L.A. last night where the two jackasses had 12 shots of platinum Patron at $60 each among other things. Big baller Spencer covered the bill which amounted to $783 and graciously tipped the waitress $16. TMZ reports:
A camera crew was with the …

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