Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying. So, it’s perfect. Ashlee explains, “I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man. It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.” …
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Spencer Pratt is a douche
May 20th, 2008Respond
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were being filmed dining at a restaurant in L.A. last night where the two jackasses had 12 shots of platinum Patron at $60 each among other things. Big baller Spencer covered the bill which amounted to $783 and graciously tipped the waitress $16. TMZ reports:
A camera crew was with the …
Heidi’s not going to Washington
April 24th, 2008Respond
MSNBC, in all their infinite wisdom and hilarity, invited Heidi Montag to the White House Correspondents gala. However, Spencer, who wasn’t invited, but is Heidi’s manager, demanded first-class tickets for himself too. I assume the network laughed and told this little kid to get lost because he canceled the appearance citing “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough.” …
Heidi and Spencer want their own show
April 18th, 2008Respond
The two most imbecilic people on reality tv and in real life, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, may have their own spin-off on MTV if they get their way. Spencer, now acting as Heidi’s manager, was overheard at Kobe Club pitching a reality show based solely on their engagement and upcoming marriage. It’s described as …
Heidi Montag will have a video game
February 21st, 20085 comments
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are expanding their empire. Having already made a YouTube hit out of their first music video, these two captains of industry will be collaborating with EA on a video game starring both of them.
Good news to those who love-to-hate The Hills pair: “You can definitely play as us or …
Spencer Pratt is unaware
February 19th, 20081 comment
The always delusional Spencer Pratt continues to praise Heidi Montag’s music despite the overwhelming disgust the public had for their first single and subsequent video. Even with this minor setback, he still has big plans.
“When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds,” her manager-beau boasted. “Madonna, eat your heart …
Heidi Montag doesn’t understand
February 13th, 20084 comments
Heidi Montag tried to put on a brave face by issuing a sarcastic response to the barrage of negative comments about her music video. Everyone knew her indifference was merely an act and that in reality, she’s really just another insecure girl. Although she tries to find the silver lining — her single is no. …
Heidi Montag is musical
February 4th, 2008Respond
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt finally finished filming her music video for Higher. It turned out to be a unique blend of seduction, betrayal and intrigue. This Spencer Pratt guy is going places. Brett Ratner better watch out.
So, if you like to watch a smart, down to earth, humble reality TV star singing purely out …
