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Heidi Montag Has a New Manager

Spencer Pratt will no longer serve as Heidi Montag’s manager. Pratt, who has mismanaged himself and Heidi for almost five years, has been replaced by someone with far more experience ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Looks Like This Now

Heidi Montag showed up to Pure for the Pre-Valentine’s Day Party in Vegas over the weekend to debut her new body. Her face looks stiff like they stuffed titanium rods ... Read More »

How Fitting

Heidi and Spencer pretty much dressed up as themselves for Halloween by donning attention whore costumes in the form of Jon and Kate Gosselin. I, for one, can barely ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt Considering Self-Castration

The flesh bearded bitch from the Hills had an interview with PopWrap of the New York Post and admitted that his wife is a scandalous, lecherous wench who will go ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari Created a Monster

Kristin Cavallari admitted to Dan Levy on “The Hills Aftershow” that she is responsible for introducing Heidi and Spencer to each other. I would normally have the uncontrollable desire ... Read More »

Yes, a Loophole

Spencer Pratt feels there’s only two options to choose from should Heidi ever get pregnant. Unfortunately, suicide is not one of them. He tells MTV News, “What happens if ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is the New Michael Jackson

Speaking with MTV’s The After Show, Spencer Pratt declared his wife Heidi Montag to be the “new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson.” No one knows what that means, of course, ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is a Joy to Work With

You’re just asking for trouble when you have Heidi Montag perform at a big event for you. Not only do you have to deal with that brainless twat, you have ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is Honest

Heidi Montag’s playboy spread is about as interesting as dirt, so I skimmed through it and highlighted the (barely) interesting parts for yours truly. I know. I’m expecting that Nobel ... Read More »

Al Roker vs Speidi

Al Roker was probably pissed off that he had to interview the wastes of space Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Which is why he felt the need to eviscerate them on ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is a Liar

Over the weekend, reports claimed that Heidi Montag was rushed to the hospital for “convulsive vomiting” after she was forced to sit in a dark room for a day and ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt Is a BJJ Blackbelt Now

Want more proof Spencer Pratt is a douchebag and that all reality shows are fake? Here’s Spencer on I’m a Celebrity claiming to be a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt, a ... Read More »

I’ve Been Had

E! says that the story of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag being kicked off the show was all a stunt to boost ratings. That or Spencer and Heidi realized they ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer Have Already Been Replaced

Proving that neither Heidi Montag nor Spencer Pratt are indispensable, NBC has already replaced the two after they both quit the show after only one day. Their replacements are Stephen ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer Aren’t Even Good at Whoring Themselves

News broke, more like dribbled, yesterday that Heidi and Spencer were acting like divas while filming I’m a Celebrity. They weren’t getting the star treatment they thought they deserved and ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi Can’t Take It

Only one day in and Heidi and Spencer already want out of the reality show I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! The two D-listers thought the show, which ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt Is High All the Time

A while ago, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were photographed leaving a medical marijuana shop. Even more recently, Spencer accidentally posted a pic to Twitter of Heidi and a huge ... Read More »

Just Put It in Your Mouth and Swallow Already

If you haven’t heard, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will make their way from one reality tv show to another. They can next be seen on I’m a Celebrity… Get ... Read More »

“How Not to Look Hard,” Courtesy of Spencer Pratt

When you’re an MMA fighter and you want to issue a warning to other MMA fighters, a song and dance probably isn’t the best way to do it. Although, it ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Finally Considering Playboy

It’s finally happened. No one is paying Heidi anything to show up places. They’re probably threatening Spencer and Heidi with death if they do show up. What’s a married couple ... Read More »
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