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“How not to look hard,” courtesy of Spencer Pratt

When you’re an MMA fighter and you want to issue a warning to other MMA fighters, a song and dance probably isn’t the best way to do it. Although, it ... Read More »

Heidi Montag finally considering Playboy

It’s finally happened. No one is paying Heidi anything to show up places. They’re probably threatening Spencer and Heidi with death if they do show up. What’s a married couple ... Read More »

I hope they catch swine flu and die or have really bad diarrhea

Spencer and Heidi are on their honeymoon right now in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. You know, that place where frat boys go to get girls drunk and trick into having ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi’s fake wedding was fake

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married for the second time over the weekend and as everyone suspected, it was fake, a ruse performed for a reality show. A guest ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag got fake married again

Angels wept on Saturday as two douchebags, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, joined together in holy matrimony. They exchanged vows in front of 200 other famewhores including Audrina Patridge, Kirstin ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer’s pictures are worthless

You may have heard by now that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are having a second fake wedding. No doubt to leech more money from celebrity weeklies to stave off ... Read More »

I don’t think God was a stoner

Spencer Pratt took a photo of Heidi and posted it to his Twitter account, but took it down after realizing their three-foot bong was in the picture. Too bad for ... Read More »

This won’t help

Because it wasn’t a disaster already, Heidi Montag wants Spencer Pratt to sing and rap on her album. “Spencer Pratt is amazing,” she says. “I’d love to get him on ... Read More »