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I Hope They Catch Swine Flu and Die or Have Really Bad Diarrhea

Spencer and Heidi are on their honeymoon right now in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. You know, that place where frat boys go to get girls drunk and trick into having ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi’s Fake Wedding Was Fake

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married for the second time over the weekend and as everyone suspected, it was fake, a ruse performed for a reality show. A guest ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Got Fake Married Again

Angels wept on Saturday as two douchebags, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, joined together in holy matrimony. They exchanged vows in front of 200 other famewhores including Audrina Patridge, Kirstin ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer’s Pictures Are Worthless

You may have heard by now that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are having a second fake wedding. No doubt to leech more money from celebrity weeklies to stave off ... Read More »

I Don’t Think God Was a Stoner

Spencer Pratt took a photo of Heidi and posted it to his Twitter account, but took it down after realizing their three-foot bong was in the picture. Too bad for ... Read More »

This Won’t Help

Because it wasn’t a disaster already, Heidi Montag wants Spencer Pratt to sing and rap on her album. “Spencer Pratt is amazing,” she says. “I’d love to get him on ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi Planning a Fake Divorce

Following a fake marriage in Mexico, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are planning a fake divorce. “Spencer is masterminding the whole thing right now,” says a source. “He’ll make sure people ... Read More »

It Was Probably a Sucker Punch

Star is reporting that Spencer Pratt beat up his sister, Stephanie’s, ex-boyfriend because he dumped her. The incident went down at West Hollywood lounge Coco de Ville on January 17. ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is in Training

I have no idea why Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, but I hope to god Spencer got choked out a few times and the instructor tea ... Read More »

Bwahahaha, Heidi

After the season finale wrap party of The Hills, the cast and crew headed to club Butter to party. The problem was that when Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag arrived, ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Could Be Out of a Job

Here’s Heidi and Spencer at the finale of The Hills. I wonder what Heidi is going to do now that The Hills have ended? Is she going to beg the ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is but a Vessel

Those two doofuses, Heidi and Spencer, returned to Mexico today or yesterday for a pretend honeymoon and a photo op. Normally I wouldn’t give in to their fame-whoring (The Blemish ... Read More »

Heidi’s Mom Says She Was Drugged

Us Weekly talked to Heidi Montag’s mom, Darlene Egelhoff, and asked her her thoughts on Heidi’s elopement with Spencer in Mexico. The very perceptive Egelhoff gives the marriage six months ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer Wouldn’t Do This

Shocking, just, shocking news today from Huffington Post. The site reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Mexican wedding may be a complete sham. They note that there was no ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer Sitting in a Tree, P-U-B-L-I-C-I-T-Y

If any of you thought that Heidi and Spencer eloping was a big publicity stunt designed to milk as much fame and cash out of the media as is humanly ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer Married?

There’s a rumor floating around the interwebs that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have wed in a secret ceremony in Mexico. Why Mexico? The United States has laws against inbreeding. When ... Read More »

Please Stop Giving These Two Jobs

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will guest star in a January episode of How I Met Your Mother. They will be playing themselves. Because they suck at acting. “They will be ... Read More »

Heidi Prays for Sarah Palin

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt attended the Taco Bell’s “Reality Check Challenge” where they ate a taco to bring awareness to the World Relief Hunger Movement. Remember, the only way ... Read More »

Heidi Montag, This Is Your Life

Has this what it’s come down to? Staging photo shoots in the middle of Whole Foods. Pretending to be blissfully unaware that you’re holding two watermelons, two oranges and two ... Read More »

I Hope They Have a Gruesome Accident

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went to the firing range to shoot those guns they bought a while ago. In my dreams, Spencer and Heidi are as retarded as they ... Read More »
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