Heidi and Spencer sitting in a tree, p-u-b-l-i-c-i-t-y

If any of you thought that Heidi and Spencer eloping was a big publicity stunt designed to milk as much fame and cash out of the media as is humanly ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer married?

There’s a rumor floating around the interwebs that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have wed in a secret ceremony in Mexico. Why Mexico? The United States has laws against inbreeding. When ... Read More »

Please stop giving these two jobs

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will guest star in a January episode of How I Met Your Mother. They will be playing themselves. Because they suck at acting. “They will be ... Read More »

Heidi prays for Sarah Palin

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt attended the Taco Bell’s “Reality Check Challenge” where they ate a taco to bring awareness to the World Relief Hunger Movement. Remember, the only way ... Read More »

Heidi Montag, this is your life

Has this what it’s come down to? Staging photo shoots in the middle of Whole Foods. Pretending to be blissfully unaware that you’re holding two watermelons, two oranges and two ... Read More »

I hope they have a gruesome accident

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went to the firing range to shoot those guns they bought a while ago. In my dreams, Spencer and Heidi are as retarded as they ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt and Mary-Kate are feuding

Mary-Kate went on the Late Show with David Letterman last week and said Spencer Pratt was a crybaby in high school. Spencer Pratt fired back saying they didn’t go to ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt still a douchebag

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag reportedly spent $10,000 on guns to protect themselves from their enemies. Spencer visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, CA last week and ... Read More »