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The Rest of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

You’ve already seen Kate Upton’s disappointing cover and slightly better spread, so here’s some of the rest of the models. This includes: Alex Morgan, Alyssa Miller, Anne Vyalistyna, Bar Refaeli, ... Read More »

Kate Upton’s Real Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover

Here’s a higher  quality shot of Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover along with her pictures. It’s marginally better than the one I posted earlier. This one still looks ... Read More »

Kate Upton Is Your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl

As expected, Kate Upton, who first appeared in just last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, is now this year’s cover girl. A few issues came early to a gas station ... Read More »

The Sports Illustrated 2012 Calendar Is Here

The 2012 edition of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar is just an excuse to look at a different model in a bikini every month. But no one ever does that. ... Read More »

The Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate in Vegas

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition models all headed to LAX in the Luxor at Vegas to celebrate the 2010 issue. This included Irina Shayk, Chrissy Teigan, Jessica Gomes, Shannon Click, ... Read More »

Brooklyn Decker in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Booblyn Decker, I mean, Brooklyn Decker also got a spread in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. It was boobtastic, I mean, fantastic. Boobs! Read More »

Irina Shayk in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Behold! The crowning achievement of mankind. Tricking attractive, young women into modeling for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, a magazine dedicated to pictures of attractive, young women wearing only bikinis. ... Read More »

Irina Shayk Is Your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 Cover Model

Irina Shayk, who’s dating Cristiano Ronaldo, was revealed to be the cover model for the 2011 edition of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. The announcement was made on Letterman yesterday ... Read More »

Brooklyn Decker is promoting her cover

Sure. When Brooklyn Decker gets the cover of a magazine, everyone comes over to fawn over her and celebrate. When I get the cover of a magazine, no one even ... Read More »

Brooklyn Decker is on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

After 5 years of modeling for Sports Illustrated, Brooklyn Decker, 22, finally made it to the cover of the swimsuit edition. She says “It’s shocking and a dream come true” ... Read More »

Programming note

Just in case you were wondering, which you probably weren’t, but I’ll be in Japan for a couple of weeks fighting crime (they call me the Batman of Japan and ... Read More »

Hilary Rhoda will be in Sports Illustrated

A few more behind the scenes shots of the making of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue were put up on Twitter today. This time of Hilary Rhoda. A sexy girl ... Read More »

Bar Refeali is working

Sports Illustrated Twitter dude posted these photos of Bar Refaeli shooting the 2010 Swimsuit Edition of SI. They’re pretty awesome. It’s ridiculous when you realize DiCaprio broke up with her ... Read More »

Danica Patrick is in SI too

Look! It’s Danica Patrick doing a bikini shoot in Sports Illustrated. She races cars. Vroom vroom. Wheee! Read More »

Bar Refaeli makes the cover of Sports Illustrated

We did it, Bar!  After months of hard work, we made the cover of Sports Illustrated. What’s say you and I celebrate our victory with drinks at my place. Say ... Read More »

Greatest job ever

The best job in the world is one where you get to touch naked chicks without having to pay them first. In fact, they’d pay YOU to do it. For ... Read More »

Sports Illustrated is pretty cool

Every year Sports Illustrated releases a Swimsuit Edition as a way of telling readers, “Hey, we just want to let you know. We care about you. So here’s some boobies ... Read More »

Sports Illustrated actually had models

Despite having Beyonce on the cover, Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition actually had models. Once again, I wasn’t invited to this big party on account of being too handsome and charming. ... Read More »