The Blemish » spurs http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Fri, 25 May 2012 21:38:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Tony Parker sucks http://theblemish.com/2008/05/tony-parker-sucks/ http://theblemish.com/2008/05/tony-parker-sucks/#comments Thu, 15 May 2008 14:04:42 +0000 Victor http://theblemish.com/2008/05/tony-parker-sucks/

This was a couple of days ago, but a genius fan brought a cardboard cutout of Eva Longoria to the Spurs vs New Orleans game and put it up when Tony Parker was shooting free throws to distract him. It worked. Tony Parker missed his two free throws before security took the guy away. And ...]]>

Eva Longoria Spurs

This was a couple of days ago, but a genius fan brought a cardboard cutout of to the vs New Orleans game and put it up when was shooting free throws to distract him. It worked. missed his two free throws before security took the guy away. And the lost. Ha, you suck.

Next time they should bring a cardboard cutout of Eva Longoria with no makeup. Freak out all the Spurs. Instead of free throws, the Spurs will just be chucking the ball at Eva’s head in a futile attempt to kill her. When that fails, they’ll probably curl up in the fetal position and start sucking their thumbs.

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