One time I thought I saw Fergie on the beach in a two-piece. “Don’t be a hero,” I warned myself. Alas, I knew I was the only one who could help. As I quietly and steadily inched closer to her like a cat stalking its prey, I realized, to my relief, it was just a …
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Fergie could be pregnant or fat
March 20th, 20084 comments
Pictures snapped of Fergie leaving a sushi restaurant have sparked rumors of her womb possibly giving way to a demon spawn. It could be yet another Pop Fiction prank or it could be a sign of the apocalypse. Who would impregnate this leprechaun? Is it worth it just to find a pot of gold? Gold …
Transgenders gain acceptance in Hollywood
November 20th, 2007Respond
Fergie is hit and miss when it comes to sexiness. Sometimes, she looks so glamorous (ha ha! get it? the name of her hit single). Other times, I’m thinking back to Hillary Swank in “Boy’s Don’t Cry”. Sex with her could be quite the adventure. Just look at those ham-sized hands. She would force you …
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The Fergie upskirt is so wrong
September 7th, 20071 comment
Fergie arrived at the LA international airport yesterday and, while stepping out of her car, showed the world her panties. Thank God she was wearing panties. If she wasn’t, this would have been a different story. One involving lots of crying and punching of my monitor and screaming, “Why God? Why!” My knuckles would probably …
Josh Duhamel says horrible things
July 11th, 20071 comment
Josh Duhamel tells Glamour that his girlfriend Fergie has installed a stripper pole in their home, but won’t get on it until she learns how to use it correctly. Hint to Fergie. Run at it really fast, face first. Repeat. Josh also says he’d have a hard time hooking up with her when he was …
Fergie is beautiful
May 17th, 20075 comments
Here’s Fergie working out. A lot of you want to know how she stays a lean mean fighting machine so here you go. As you can see, she has lightning on her shirt because it makes her run faster. Just like when you put lightning decals on your car you gain an extra 10 horsepower. …
Fergie was a lesbian
April 2nd, 20071 comment
Speaking of lesbians, Fergie has confessed to experimenting with drugs and sex during her early years as a way of rebelling against her parents and her Catholic upbringing.
“I have had lesbian experiences in the past. But I started having sex quite late on - after I was 18. I was raised a good Catholic girl. …
