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Fergie in a bikini is unsettling

One time I thought I saw Fergie on the beach in a two-piece. “Don’t be a hero,” I warned myself. Alas, I knew I was the only one who could ... Read More »

Fergie could be pregnant or fat

Pictures snapped of Fergie leaving a sushi restaurant have sparked rumors of her womb possibly giving way to a demon spawn. It could be yet another Pop Fiction prank or ... Read More »

Transgenders gain acceptance in Hollywood

Fergie is hit and miss when it comes to sexiness. Sometimes, she looks so glamorous (ha ha! get it? the name of her hit single). Other times, I’m thinking back ... Read More »

The Fergie upskirt is so wrong

Fergie arrived at the LA international airport yesterday and, while stepping out of her car, showed the world her panties. Thank God she was wearing panties. If she wasn’t, this ... Read More »

Josh Duhamel says horrible things

Josh Duhamel tells Glamour that his girlfriend Fergie has installed a stripper pole in their home, but won’t get on it until she learns how to use it correctly. Hint ... Read More »

Fergie is beautiful

Here’s Fergie working out. A lot of you want to know how she stays a lean mean fighting machine so here you go. As you can see, she has lightning ... Read More »

Fergie is clever

…Retard. Read More »

Fergie was a lesbian

Speaking of lesbians, Fergie has confessed to experimenting with drugs and sex during her early years as a way of rebelling against her parents and her Catholic upbringing. “I have had ... Read More »

Fergie was too drunk to fly

Fergie was banned from boarding a flight because she was considered too drunk. She was scheduled to fly from LA to the UK with the rest of the Black Eyed ... Read More »

Josh Duhamel picks Fergie’s butt

Ok, so he’s not really. He’s helping her with a wedgie. To be fair, her body isn’t bad at all. The face could use some work. Err, a lot of ... Read More »

In other news

That’s Mandy Moore by the way. Ellen and Portia want a baby. [MollyGood] Joss Whedon is off Wonderwoman. [Pajiba] Will Smith is Barack Obama. [Celebitchy] Monica Belluci in Vanity Fair. [Bastardly] Mandy Moore lost it ... Read More »

In other news

Charlize Theron sued by Swiss watchmaker. [ICYDK] Adrianne Curry blasts America’s Next Top Model. [Celebrity Smack] Bam Margera is married. [Celebitchy] Everybody hates Tyra. [Evil Beet] The tearjerkiest moments of the last 20 years. ... Read More »

Fergie is so beautiful

If this was a birthday card, it would read: “Surprise! Your friends hate you.” You know what? I’m gonna call Hallmark right now. By the way, congratulations to the airbrush guy ... Read More »

In other news

Apparently when Paris is racist and bigoted, she doesn’t need rehab. There’s also this thing called the Super Bowl happening over the weekend. Patrick Dempsey had twins. [Celebrity Smack] You don’t have ... Read More »

Man or Whoa Man?

I just don’t know. I would like an expert’s opinion. Read More »

Fergie and Josh may be engaged

Josh Duhamel is said to have proposed to Fergie just before Christmas. The leprechaun accepted and after showing off the four carat diamond engagement ring at a party, she has ... Read More »

In other news

Gwen Stefani is a follower. She only got pregnant because other people were doing it too. Marcia Cross will populate the earth with two more redheads. Hopefully not everything isn’t determined ... Read More »

Fergie must be on drugs

In a laughable interview with HX, Fergie makes known her true feelings. She’s also confident they’ll flip for her second single, “Fergalicious” – an adjective describing the irresistible sex appeal that ... Read More »

Fergie disturbs me

The Black Eyed Peas most definitely didn’t hire Fergie for her sex appeal. If you asked me what would be the one thing I would bring if I was going ... Read More »

Fergie is not so hot

I don’t care what anyone else says. Stacy Ferguson looks hideous. I have no idea what happened, but over the past few years it looks like someone took a hammer ... Read More »