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Fergie was too drunk to fly

March 14th, 2007Respond

Fergie was banned from boarding a flight because she was considered too drunk. She was scheduled to fly from LA to the UK with the rest of the Black Eyed Peas, but she could not stand on her own.
“When she was prevented from boarding she couldn’t believe it. She was drunkenly ranting at staff but …

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Josh Duhamel picks Fergie’s butt

March 7th, 20072 comments

Ok, so he’s not really. He’s helping her with a wedgie. To be fair, her body isn’t bad at all. The face could use some work. Err, a lot of work. They might as well replace the thing. Why even have a Porsche when it looks like a band of monkeys attacked it with feces?
Anyway, …

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In other news

February 7th, 2007Respond

That’s Mandy Moore by the way.

Ellen and Portia want a baby. [MollyGood]
Joss Whedon is off Wonderwoman. [Pajiba]
Will Smith is Barack Obama. [Celebitchy]
Monica Belluci in Vanity Fair. [Bastardly]
Mandy Moore lost it after Wilmer. [CityRag]
Fergie likes wearing men’s underpants. [Yeeeah!]
Ellen does W. [Celebrity Smack]
House is awesome. Everyone agrees. [Evil Beet]
Bud Bundy files for divorce. B-Rad! [Glitterati]
Joaquin Phoenix …

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In other news

February 6th, 20074 comments

Charlize Theron sued by Swiss watchmaker. [ICYDK]
Adrianne Curry blasts America’s Next Top Model. [Celebrity Smack]
Bam Margera is married. [Celebitchy]
Everybody hates Tyra. [Evil Beet]
The tearjerkiest moments of the last 20 years. [Pajiba]
Jason Priestly is expecting. [Glitterati]
Stacy Keibler at a Super Bowl afterparty. [Bastardly]
NASA’s worst nightmare. An astronaut love triangle. [ASL]
Heather Grahm makes out with chicks. [Yeeeah!]
Nicole …

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Fergie is so beautiful

February 6th, 20075 comments

If this was a birthday card, it would read: “Surprise! Your friends hate you.” You know what? I’m gonna call Hallmark right now.
By the way, congratulations to the airbrush guy on a job well done.

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In other news

February 2nd, 20071 comment

Apparently when Paris is racist and bigoted, she doesn’t need rehab. There’s also this thing called the Super Bowl happening over the weekend.

Patrick Dempsey had twins. [Celebrity Smack]
You don’t have to tell Alicia Keys there’s a full moon tonight. [Evil Beet]
Fergie at Pepsi Smash. [Glitterati]
Prince is at the Super Bowl. He’s the only entertainment. [CityRag]
The …

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Man or Whoa Man?

February 1st, 20072 comments

I just don’t know. I would like an expert’s opinion.

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Fergie and Josh may be engaged

January 18th, 2007Respond

Josh Duhamel is said to have proposed to Fergie just before Christmas. The leprechaun accepted and after showing off the four carat diamond engagement ring at a party, she has been hiding it in a handbag when she goes out in public. Sources say she wants a big formal Eastern European wedding next summer.
They don’t …

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