Gwen Stefani is a follower. She only got pregnant because other people were doing it too.
Marcia Cross will populate the earth with two more redheads. Hopefully not everything isn’t determined by genes.
Celebrities dress like Jon Travolta because he’s not weird or anything.
Victoria Beckham wanted photogs to sign some sort of agreement. They protested and called …

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In a laughable interview with HX, Fergie makes known her true feelings.
She’s also confident they’ll flip for her second single, “Fergalicious” - an adjective describing the irresistible sex appeal that she achieves by spending long hours at the gym. “If I don’t, it’s not so Fergalicious,” she admits.
She’s got a nice body. I’ll give her …

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The Black Eyed Peas most definitely didn’t hire Fergie for her sex appeal. If you asked me what would be the one thing I would bring if I was going to be stuck on an island with Fergie, I would slap you in the face because it would be the most offensive question I’ve ever …

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I don’t care what anyone else says. Stacy Ferguson looks hideous. I have no idea what happened, but over the past few years it looks like someone took a hammer and chisel to her face and went to town. The bad part of town. She used to be known for having the best abs in …

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