The National Enquirer knocks another one out of the park. This time saying Angelina Jolie hates Stacy Keibler because she’s scared Stacy might steal Brad Pitt away from her much like she stole him away from Jennifer Aniston. The “proof” was during the Palm Springs International Film Festival where Brad and George Clooney joked around while Angelina chose to do press interviews “so she didn’t have to interact with Stacy.”

“Angelina is quick to judge, and she decided early on she wanted no part of this woman,” said a source. “It makes things uncomfortable for Brad and George since they are best friends.”

According to another insider, Stacy, raised Angie’s ire early on in her five-month romance with George when she gushed about Brad on Twitter, posting: “Brad Pitt wouldn’t be bad to look at every day!”

Said the insider: “From then on, Angelina’s been de­riding Stacy. She doesn’t like any woman even joking about wanting Brad, especially one who actually has access to him.

“She sees this girl as nothing more than a former cheerleader and pro wrestler and tells Brad, ‘George can do better than that!’

“She’s been ada­mantly opposed to the two couples going out together, even though George and Brad hang out a lot.” TNE

I can just imagine all four of them hanging out and when Angelina and Stacy make eye contact over each of their man’s shoulders, Angelina lets out a loud, cat-like hiss.

Because celebrities work so hard reading words off pieces of paper, they need a vacation every month or so just to unwind. Eye strain is no joke! Hence, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are in Cabo San Lucas, for the third time in the span of two months, riding around in golf carts and telling some poor Mexican to fetch them Perrier and a vodka tonic, post haste.

Stacy Keibler no longer has to follow ten steps behind George Clooney’s fart or leave out the back of a restaurant while Clooney exits out the front. She’s graduated and can now be right by Clooney’s side.

Here they are at yet another Descendents premiere. This time in LA. And this time George even showed some PDA by kissing her hand. This relationship seems to be on an accelerated pace. Possibly because Stacy can kick George’s ass.

“She’s very tall,” Clooney noted to E! News’ Giuliana Rancic at last night’s red carpet premiere of The Descendants. “And she can take me two out of three falls. That’s important, too.”

As Giuliana then said to him: What?

Well, a fall refers to the end of a wrestling match, so apparently Clooney was referring to his lady’s athletic prowess, which she acquired as a brutal(ly good-looking) member of the WCW and WWE circuit.

“She can kick my ass,” Clooney explained simply—and out of Keibler’s ear-shot. Oh, and he admitted that she’s really nice, too. E! News

I doubt George even minds that he gets his ass kicked by a girl. I bet when Stacy pins George down, sits on his face and yells, “How do you like this? Huh? Huh?!,” George just lies there with an erection. Who wouldn’t? Just look at her. She’s basically 2/3 legs.

George Clooney took his new piece Stacy Keibler to another Descendants premiere. This time in the UK and this time with a bit more cleavage.

Would it hurt Clooney to smile more though? He sort of does it here but it feels more like constipation than anything else.

Since the first time was a success and not an embarrassment, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler showed up together for the second time at the Paris premiere of The Descendants. This time not without minor technical difficulties.

At one point in the night, Stacy’s dress started slipping off one side revealing her boob tape. But she managed to readjust herself and put everything back in place.

May I just say, the inventor of double sided sticky tape can go to hell.

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler have been quietly dating for a few months but neither of them have really talked about their relationship publicly. They’re barely photographed together. That is until last night at the New York Film Festival Premiere of “The Descendants” where they walked the red carpet together.

Looks like George Clooney let Stacy be near him in public now without having to trail a few steps behind. What a nice boyfriend.

One thing women love is getting advice from their ex-boyfriend’s current girlfriend. It just warms their hearts.

E!, trying to instigate, asked Stacy if she had any advice for the current contestants on this season’s Dancing With the Stars, one of which is Elisabetta Canalis.

“You can’t stop thinking about the dance,” she told me at the Appleton Estate Reserve bartender challenge last night. “When you’re sleeping, when you’re cooking, when you are doing whatever you are doing. I think it is important that you put all that hard work into it and when you go out there, you just have to let it go and have so much fun and really try to entertain the crowd and just have a great time.”

You hear that Elisabetta Canalis? George Clooney’s current flavor of the month says you have to focus. Unlike what you did during your relationship with George where you went out and swore in interviews that you’d eventually be married. Maybe if you had your eyes on the prize, you wouldn’t be fading into obscurity and wouldn’t have had a dismal opening performance on the show.

Hopefully I’ve fanned the flames enough to where I can just sit back and watch the cat fight. Muahahahaha.

George Clooney finally allowed Stacy Keibler to appear in public with him taking her to the Toronto International Film Festival for the premiere of his film Ides of March. PEOPLE made their way up to Stacy and asked her what she liked about George.

“Everything!”

Bravo, Stacy Keibler. She’s not going to make the same mistake Elisabetta Canalis made and let any word resembling “marriage” slip out of her mouth. This sidepiece knows how to play the game.

Insiders say George Clooney recently flew to his Lake Como villa to spend time with former WWE diva and Dancing With the Stars contestant Stacy Keibler. Stacy even tweeted, “I’m in heaven.” Insiders say they’ve been friends for a while but the relationship isn’t serious.

Though they seem to be an unlikely pair, George and Stacy have been acquaintances for some time and were set up by a mutual friend, the insider reveals. “They have a lot of friends in common and run in the same circles,” another pal tells the magazine, on newsstands now.

But Stacy — who split with her longtime boyfriend, 7th Heaven star Geoff Stults, a year ago — isn’t looking for a commitment, which suits George just fine. “He’s enjoying spending time with Stacy, but he just got out of a two-year relationship,” says the insider. “George isn’t ready for anything serious. This fling is purely for fun.”

Stacy Keibler is much hotter than any other of George Clooney’s past temp girlfriends. Half her body is just legs. That doesn’t mean this will last though. His girlfriends have a shelf-life of one to two years. That’s about the time they start asking Clooney to put a ring on it. That’s also about the time they come back to the villa to find the locks changed and their suitcases already packed and a knife on the ground to commit seppuku with. You know, just in case the message wasn’t clear enough.

Esquire’s “Me and My Place” concept is simple. Take pictures of your model in their own bedroom. In this case, Stacy Keibler. Although I don’t see how this is a new concept. I’ve been doing this forever. The only difference is the models here are missing that look of fear.

Anyway, the photos are accompanied by a mini interview. A few choice quotes:

- I’ve had a couple weird things sent to my house — and my parents’ house. People want me to send an index card in the mail, and they want me to kiss it with lipstick and send it back. Or, like, take a picture of my feet.
- I’ve never taken a picture of my feet. I’ve done some things, but as far as people sending index cards to my house, I don’t generally go in the other room and put lipstick on it.

Sorry. If taking pictures of your feet and sending it to me creeps you out too much, I’d be more than happy with a pair of freshly worn underwear.

- I live in white tank tops — a white tank top and underwear.
- I don’t wear anything when I go to bed. Most of the time.

Mm, it gets me all hot when you pander to your demographic.

- I’m constantly working out, trying to make sure my butt is together. The other day, I hiked with three-pound ankle weights on my legs and went for a hike.
- I have days where I feel like crap and I look at my body and I’m like, “I haven’t been able to work out as much. I can see my butt drooping a little bit.” And I’m just like, “Oh well.”

Is this the part where she proves she’s just like us? Because it worked. I too strap three-pound ankle weights and go for hikes. Many hikes. Probably daily. We have so much in common. We should get together some time. Call me.

My New Year’s resolution is to find Jon Gosselin and tell him he sucks and then punch him in his stupid face. What’s yours? Is it to see Stacy Keibler in a bikini? Of course it is. Here you go. Don’t say I never gave you anything.

It’s fascinating how D-listers who haven’t done anything worthy of mention can still be famous. Take Stacy Keibler for example. Her biggest role was as a Nitro Girl on WCW and then a chick in short skirts on WWE. She parlayed that into a couple of tv appearances and now here she is being paid, I assume, to appear at Wet Republic at MGM Grand. Nobody knows who she is, either. You could replace her with a real doll and people would be just as apathetic.

Stacy Keibler was one of many who showed up to check out the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the grand opening of Fontainebleau. Here she is in a bikini hanging out at the beach. If you’re wondering why she even needs to wear a bikini top, join the club. I’ve seen bigger tits in the mirror. But to be fair, I do have a pretty spectacular chest.