Every year, Stephanie Seymour heads off to St. Barts, puts on a bikini, and shows everyone how kick-ass her body still is at 43. It’s pretty cruel if you think about it since there’s no way most of Hollywood will look even remotely this good when they hit 40. Stephanie might as well be giving all of Hollywood the finger in these pics.

Remember that time Stephanie Seymour made out with her gay son? Sure you do because I reused the photo for the header pic. Anyway, looks like the honeymoon is over because she called the cops on him.

Supermodel Stephanie Seymour is back to her old habit of calling the cops when she’s got problems with Peter Brant — but this time it’s about her son Peter Jr., not her paper magnate husband, Peter Sr. On July 4, Greenwich, Conn., police said, Seymour called them after having a dispute with 18-year-old Peter Jr., which Peter Sr. witnessed. Lt. Richard Cochran said that when police responded, they were told the mother and son had argued because “the son was going to visit with the mom, and the mom canceled.” Cochran said: “It was all civil in nature.” Seymour’s lawyer, Mark Sherman, said, “No comment,” when asked about his client and her family. A spokeswoman for Brant declined to comment about the incident. [Page Six]

It seems Stephanie has a habit of calling the police to settle civil disputes. But who knows, maybe this time was different and she wasn’t being frivolous. Maybe this time Peter Jr.’s erection poked her in the eye.

Stephanie Seymour hit up St. Bart’s for the 50th time this year with her family and this time there was a lot less creepiness going on with her gay son. For having that many kids, she doesn’t look too bad in a bikini. Plus, she bent over a lot so that helped.

Pictures of Stephanie Seymour and her 18-year-old son, Peter Brant II, in a warm embrace and a semi-passionate kiss (here and here) sparked everyone’s curiosity. Was this an incest thing or just a mother and son relationship without boundaries.

Well, Peter Brant II responded by calling everyone a bunch of pervs and that there’s nothing weird about the photos especially since he’s gay.

I would just like to say that these pictures have been taken completely out of context, my mother and i are very close as she is with all her children. she often hugs and kisses me and my siblings in an manner that is intimate, any mother in the world does the same. that day on the beach we walked around with each other completely aware of the presence of photographers there. We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay. At my age my mother and I are almost like friends and I feel open to talk to her about anything (and yes our relationship may be different because of my sexuality).

Photographers are more often than not obvious when they are there (If holding a large camera wasn’t enough of a giveaway) We just accept that they exist and try to ignore them. We learn to accept that these photos may appear in the media but we do not appreciate speculation on our personal lives and any other hateful uninhibited opinions.

I would just like to say that every mother doesn’t do the same because my mother doesn’t do anything like that. If my mother kissed me on the lips or I even accidentally grope her tits, I might puke in my mouth a little.

I’m just going to leave this here.

Just to clarify, this is Stephanie Seymour and her teenage son. Yea, I know. Hot, right? More photos of the sexy young couple here.

Stephanie Seymour spent the day at the beach in St. Barths with her son and, um, what the hell is going on here? Are you sure that’s her son? Because if my mom did that stuff in front of me, I’d shriek and run away. In fact, I’d be so freaked out that I’d look like a little girl that just had a spider land on her.

Stephanie Seymour is still splashing around in the waters of St. Barth. This time in a see through yellow bikini. She also turned the heat up and got sexy by fondling herself. Oh yea, baby. I could have done without the ass shot though. That made my penis really sad.

[Images: Fame]

Stephanie Seymour was a big supermodel back in the day and this must be the theme of the day because she’s still not bad looking as evident the other day when she was frolicking in the water at St. Barts with her kids.

One thing I don’t get is why she took her daughter’s top off. Well, not really. Who cares? It’s a little kid. She probably didn’t need one anyway. What actually bothers me is why her brother is carrying it around like a trophy. It looks like he’s doing the Hulk Hogan “I can’t hear you motion”. If that kid starts tearing it in half and “I am a real American” starts playing in the background, we may have a problem because Hulkamania may start running wild.

[Images: Fame, INF]

It’s official. Someone get Stephanie Seymour a job. She’s in dire straits if she’s gone from bathing suit to bikini in a matter of a day. But don’t help her out just yet. Let’s see if Stephanie’s desperation forces her to take off her top.

Model, mother, model mother Stephanie Seymour hit St. Bart’s over the weekend for a staged photo shoot and holy crap. She’s 40 and looks amazing. She has four kids spanning two relationships ranging in ages from 4 – 17 yet her body makes Tara Reid cry. Seriously, if Tara Reid saw these, she’d lock herself in the bathroom and go, “I’m so ugly, I’m so ugly.” Granted, no one would run to the door to check on her because she’s Tara Reid so she’ll be in there however long it takes to realize she’s not getting the attention she wanted. Maybe an hour at most. More pics in the gallery.