I was looking at the Jennifer Aniston photos from Elle’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute and stumbled on these two photos placed perfectly side by side. On purpose maybe?

It’s Stephen Dorff on the left and Joel McHale on the right. It’s eery how similar they look save for the depression emanating from Stephen Dorff. Stephen Dorff is basically a sad Joel McHale. Like, if Joe McHale’s career plateaued and his most memorable movie was still Blade from 1998, he’d look like Stephen Dorff does now.

Stephen Dorff has a hard time with the ladies. At a Malibu party, the might as well be out of work actor had his ego crushed trying to pick-up a girl.

Approaching one beauty, “He said, ‘Hey,’ in this smarmy way and asked her when they were going to go out,” said an eavesdropper. “She told him, ‘Likely never,’ and he turned completely red and asked, ‘Why not?’ ” When the woman responded that Dorff was not her type, he responded, “What? Really good-looking is not your type?” He then walked away. “It was hysterical.”

That story is funny on its own. Ah, yes. Life is always better when other people do your work for you. Like my neighbor who takes my trash out for me after I dump it in his backyard. Thanks friend.