Steve-O is doing swell

Steve-O missed his court date yesterday. As a result, he forfeited his $10,000 bail.

Steve-O is nuts

This video posted yesterday on Steve-O’s YouTube account shows you exactly why I don’t like being kicked in the balls, have firecrackers launched off my balls or have my balls nailed to a board.

In other news

I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday.