Steve-O missed his court date yesterday. As a result, he forfeited his $10,000 bail. Despite this, his lawyer says he’s “doing great. He’s been in the hospital for two weeks. But he will be at the next court hearing.”
Steve-O is currently at Cedars Sinai Medical Center for substance abuse treatment which may be the reason …

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This video posted yesterday on Steve-O’s YouTube account shows you exactly why I don’t like being kicked in the balls, have firecrackers launched off my balls or have my balls nailed to a board. The side-effects are that you become retarded. Or is being retarded a prerequisite? Look, I don’t know. I’m not a psychologist. …

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Steve-O went on Howard Stern yesterday and talked about how Lindsay Lohan stole his cocaine.
The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to …

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I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. If my site has problems when I’m gone, feel free to send me email belittling me. I’ll be back sometime Monday maybe, Tuesday at the …

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Kevin Federline has gone back to partying just as fast as he deposited his filthy seed into Britney. Three weeks after the birth of SPF2 (I don’t remember the baby’s name and I don’t care enough to look it up), he showed up at Tao and booked a table for two nights .
“He was surrounded …

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