Elisabetta Canalis and Steve-O Actually Dating

There was a rumor that Elisabetta Canalis and Steve-O were dating. Most people thought there was no way because Steve-O is a big step down from George Clooney. But it’s ... Read More »

Steve-O Is Doing Swell

Steve-O missed his court date yesterday. As a result, he forfeited his $10,000 bail. Despite this, his lawyer says he’s “doing great. He’s been in the hospital for two weeks. ... Read More »

Steve-O Is Nuts

This video posted yesterday on Steve-O’s YouTube account shows you exactly why I don’t like being kicked in the balls, have firecrackers launched off my balls or have my balls ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Stole Steve-O’s Cocaine

Steve-O went on Howard Stern yesterday and talked about how Lindsay Lohan stole his cocaine. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped ... Read More »

In Other News

I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. ... Read More »

Kevin Federline Is an Absent Father

Kevin Federline has gone back to partying just as fast as he deposited his filthy seed into Britney. Three weeks after the birth of SPF2 (I don’t remember the baby’s ... Read More »