I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. If my site has problems when I’m gone, feel free to send me email belittling me. I’ll be back sometime Monday maybe, Tuesday at the latest.

• While I’m gone, don’t go see Stomp The Yard. [Pajiba]
• Courtney Cox and her vibrator on Dirt. It sounds like she needs to mow the lawn? [Dlisted]
• Miss Nevada Katie Rees could be in Playboy. [Evil Beet]
• Will Smith and family at Rome Pursuit of Happyness premiere. [Celebitchy]
• Vivica A. Fox destroyed herself with plastic surgery. [Celebrity Smack]
• Mischa Barton no longer the face of Bebe. [A Socialite's Life]
• Steve-O comes clean. [Cityrag]
• Rosie O’Donnell and Howard Stern make up. [INO]
• Madonna keeps talking about her adoption. [Popsugar]
• Rihanna got injured. [Bastardly]