• Danny Boyle, director of Trainspotting and 28 Days Later…, has put up a trailer for his new movie Sunshine. It’s about people traveling to the Sun…
• Lex Luthor has defaced Superman’s website. He’s such a jerk.
• Jon Favreau says Iron Man will be released in May of 2008. This is from a MySpace group that I have no idea how to nagivate.
• Soprano’s stars want more money for their crappy show. Good thing there are only 8 episodes left so I don’t have to listen to all this whining.
• Heidi Klum is pregnant again hoping that her next baby will not resemble Hans Moleman from The Simpsons. Sorry, that was mean I know.

There have been internet rumors that the Spider-Man 3 teaser would run with the new Superman movie. It seems that now, it is pretty much official unless something happens during the next week. To everyone, this or Pirates Of The Carribean would be the most obvious movie to attatch it to, but with studios that churn out movies like Phat Girlz, Date Movie and Madea’s Family Reunion you just never know.

So, when you’re waiting in line behind those tiny children screaming at each other, just know that you’ll be getting a taste of some Spider-Man 3, even if it could only be a minutes worth of picture. But if you don’t see the teaser, then just accidentally spill some coke on those kids. It’ll make you feel so much better.

Also, remember that there are four villians this time. The three that are known are Venom, Sandman and Green Goblin. I’m sure Avi Arad will have a suprise for those at the San Diego Comic-Con. I say this because…it’s Comic-Con and I’m probably going to be there.

Critics have been going nuts over Superman Returns which opens next week. They have been praising this movie saying it’s not trying to be hip, post-modern or campy. Does this mean Bryan Singer really is the golden boy for superhero movies?

Hollywood’s two trade newspapers, Daily Variety and Hollywood Reporter, gave the movie strong reviews, with The Reporter describing it as “a heartfelt Superman movie that plays to a broad audience thanks to an emotionally troubled Man of Steel.”

The more I read stuff like this, the more I feel like I’m falling into the trap of movie hype. Most of the time, it ends with me wanting to knee these critics in the mouth. But it’s Bryan Singer man! The average schmoes that have seen it say it’s great. Even the few hardcore fanboys that have seen it have spittled on people trying to tell them that it’s everything they hoped it would be. To that I say I hope they’re right because if they’re not, I’ll be just another pervert in red speedos and blue tights.

Source

IESB put up 11 clips from Superman Returns. Their site has been hammered all day and it’s been pretty hard to see any of these clips. I finally found some on Youtube and they are all linked after the jump. There have been some early reviews which say that the movie is just mediocre, but I refuse to believe Bryan Singer has turned this into crap. Although, I doubt it can be crappier than the original Superman III.

Do you know the story of Prometheus?

I thought I would never see you again.

Lois Lane is a mommy.

Unidentified Bogey.

Airplane Rescue.

Superman Returns.

Were you in love with him?

I love that you can see through anything.

Where did you go?

Lois, will you come with me?

This just came through the fax.

Two international posters of Superman Returns have surfaced. This can satiate you while you wait for Superman on June 28. Then on June 30, you’ll be able to see Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Sadly, that is what amounts to excitement in my life. That and prostitutes.

The Superman Returns trailer that premiered in front of some X3 prints is up on YouTube. I hope Kate Bosworth won’t be as bad as I would think, for her sake. I will give Singer the benefit of the doubt because of X2, but normally I am not a generous man, except to cute puppies.

The previous trailer is up on the website here.