
A while back, photos were taken of Suri Cruise with a box of penis gummies in her hand. Presumably because the package promised fruity flavored penis gummies. Who wouldn’t want ...
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Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt grace the cover of Star magazine this week and it’s basically a comparison between the two which concludes that Suri is a girly girl and ...
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Suri Cruise was spotted Monday rocking a pair of stylish high heel shoes while shopping in Boston. It would have been the picture of perfection had her haggard, brain-washed ...
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The space alien known as Suri Cruise celebrated her third birthday on Thursday afternoon. The princess-themed party featured a cake of Belle from Beauty and the Beast and a treasure ...
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Egads, way to ruin another fantasy of mine, Reality. Katie Holmes had a herpes outbreak the other day in NYC and Suri seemed to be at a loss for words. ...
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In what many are calling Forbes.com’s creepiest article this year, the money-centric site has named Suri Cruise the hottest among their second annual list of “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots.”
“Though not ...
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Suri Cruise lives with very few rules because based on the teachings of Scientology, Tom believes she’s already lived for billions of years and knows everything. That’s not to say ...
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At a Glamour magazine event for V-Day’s 10th anniversary, Katie Holmes praised her daughter Suri calling her a very strong woman and admits to being taught a lot by her.
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Tom Cruise’s wacky religion has developed its own way of doing most everything. Including how to feed babies. Take, for example, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise’s hybrid offspring, who was “fed ...
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One year ago today, the successful Scientology experiment codenamed Suri Cruise was born. How she was conceived is still a mystery plaguing top researchers to this day. Many claim Suri ...
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I’m only gone for three days and the world blows up. I missed a few big things which I’ll post just because I know you miss me. The first is ...
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The Post is reporting Vanity Fair has landed the first photos of Suri and are set to publish them this fall. The photos were taken by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz. ...
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Fellow Scientologist Leah Remini claims she has seen Suri Cruise. She describes her as a beaming baby who looks just like Tom and Kate. If these two want to squash ...
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TMZ is going crazy with Suri Cruise conspiracy theories. They are doing some deep digging into Suri’s birth certificate. They note that only a couple of pictures of Katie Holmes ...
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Wondering why you haven’t seen any pictures of Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri? No? Too bad because I’m gonna tell you anyway. No one wanted to pay any money for her. ...
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