February 20th, 2008
Suri Cruise lives with very few rules because based on the teachings of Scientology, Tom believes she’s already lived for billions of years and knows everything. That’s not to say she is without boundaries.
She has to go to bed by 11 p.m., she can’t watch television, when she’s able to surf the web, she’ll have …
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January 11th, 2008
At a Glamour magazine event for V-Day’s 10th anniversary, Katie Holmes praised her daughter Suri calling her a very strong woman and admits to being taught a lot by her.
“She’s a very strong woman. She’s actually teaching me a lot – probably more than I’m teaching her. She’s very smart and strong,” Holmes concluded. …
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October 17th, 2007
Tom Cruise’s wacky religion has developed its own way of doing most everything. Including how to feed babies. Take, for example, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise’s hybrid offspring, who was “fed a mixture of barley water, milk and corn syrup which Hubbard advocated instead of formula and breast milk.”
Scientology. The religion of the future. Its center …
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September 9th, 2006
I’m only gone for three days and the world blows up. I missed a few big things which I’ll post just because I know you miss me. The first is obviously Vanity Fair finally releasing pictures of Tom and Katie’s Asian baby. At about 4 months old, Suri already has a full set of dark …
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August 10th, 2006
The Post is reporting Vanity Fair has landed the first photos of Suri and are set to publish them this fall. The photos were taken by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz. This could end months of speculation about the existenance of Tom Cruise’s daughter.
When Suri finally fully comprehends what’s happening to her right now, it won’t …
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July 19th, 2006
Fellow Scientologist Leah Remini claims she has seen Suri Cruise. She describes her as a beaming baby who looks just like Tom and Kate. If these two want to squash some of the rumors floating around, they’re going to have to come up with something better than sending a minion to blurt out prepared statements. …
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July 13th, 2006
TMZ is going crazy with Suri Cruise conspiracy theories. They are doing some deep digging into Suri’s birth certificate. They note that only a couple of pictures of Katie Holmes have been seen since she gave birth. They have also investigated the birth certificate and found that it was signed by the same person that …
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June 27th, 2006
Wondering why you haven’t seen any pictures of Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri? No? Too bad because I’m gonna tell you anyway. No one wanted to pay any money for her. Well, they threw up a figure of $3 million, but as you all know, $3 million is a slap in the face to any parent.
An …
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