I have disappointing news. Susan Boyle has pulled out of Tuesday’s episode of Dancing With the Stars. Susan was slotted to sing ‘Hallelujah’ tomorrow but the shows rep confirms she won’t be appearing. Susan missed her flight to LA. Her performance for tomorrow was supposed to be taped this evening.

No one knows what happened but knowing Susan, someone called her fat and made her cry again. Sheesh. So sensitive.

Four days ago, Britain’s Got Talent phenomenon Susan Boyle was admitted to a London hospital for exhaustion and anxiety following her loss on the show. She was released today and everything is gravy.

“As far as I can tell she is absolutely fine,” Gerry Boyle says. “I believe she is with the musical people at a flat in central London. The conversation has now moved on from the Priory to talk about her musical career. She is feeling much better.”

All this commotion for a homely girl who surprised everyone because her voice didn’t match her looks. Is that an insult or a compliment? That’s like me telling you you’re butt-ugly, but on the bright side, you’re really good at barbecuing. “Thanks man,” you’d say before spitting on my steak.

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Susan Boyle made her return to Britain’s Got Talent looking a lot less frumpy. She sang something from Cats and of course everyone was amazed because that sound coming from her voice shouldn’t be coming from someone that looks like her. If this was Megan Fox, Simon Cowell would be whacking off while that girl judge would be seething with envy.