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		<title>Britney&#8217;s tampon is hanging out</title>
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In reality, what you see here isn&#8217;t Britney&#8217;s tampon. It&#8217;s the string handlers pull to make Britney walk and talk. Clearly, this model has malfunctioned. Where does one get an RMA # for a life-size Britney?
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<p>In reality, what you see here isn&#8217;t Britney&#8217;s <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/tampon/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with tampon">tampon</a>. It&#8217;s the string handlers pull to make Britney walk and talk. Clearly, this model has malfunctioned. Where does one get an RMA # for a life-size Britney?</p>
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