Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh?

• Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s kiss on Dirt isn’t going to be as hot as everyone thought. Also, she tells some lies about her recent nose job. [Dlisted]
• Pete Doherty caught on tape shooting up after his Buddhist commitment ceremony with Kate Moss. It just doesn’t stop. [Yeeeah!]
• Dedication with Mandy Moore is good. Mandy Moore is on the upswing. [Pajiba]
• Mike Tyson checked into Lindsay Lohan’s Wonderland rehab. This should be fun. [Celebitchy]
• Natalie Portman does Prague. [Celebrity Smack]
• Gene Simmons and Nicholas Cage: Hair Twins [CityRag]
• Kristen Davis from Sex and the City wants closure. Still talking about that show huh? [ICYDK]
• Miss USA Tara Conner admits to the world what everybody knows. She did cocaine. [Just Jared]
• Will Uma quit acting? [Glitterati]

Special bonus non-celebrity related video via RockStar Mommy. Kind of old, but I just thought this was hilarious. Towards the end it gets better and better and better. Too bad it’s been proven fake.

In the ongoing saga that is Miss USA, Donald Trump has made his decision regarding the fate of Tara Conner. Despite her cocaine use, underage drinking, public displays of lesbianism and everything else that makes America what it is, Donald Trump has allowed Tara to keep her crown. Trump explains:

She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York. It’s a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn’t so easy.

Tara Conner couldn’t believe she got a second chance and is said to be entering rehab. She told trump,

You’ll never know what this means to me, and I swear I will not let you down.

I’m shocked. A pretty girl getting another chance? How often does this happen? All in all, I think this was a smart move. Pretty girls need someone to look up to. Who else is gonna teach them how to eat out another girl and that it’s alright to be promiscuous? If you think about it, this will do more good than bad.

Miss USA Tara Conner has tested positive for cocaine, has made out with Miss Teen USA and sneaks men into her Trump Place apartment. On Thursday, she was kicked out of her residence, but has not yet officially lost her crown.

“Tara was a party animal,” said a source who knows Conner, 20, and Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, 18, from some of the city’s top nightspots. “I’ve seen them kiss before. They always dance all sexy on the tables. … They definitely get close.”

One clubgoer described for the Daily News seeing Conner snort cocaine in one of the nightclubs where she drank regularly despite being underage, and The News learned she recently failed a drug test.

Not sure what more I can say about this. Hmmm. I guess this is what makes a slut a dumb slut. Contrary to popular belief, these are not an endangered species.

More news has come out about why Miss USA Tara Conner could be stripped of her title. Worried friends are reporting that 20-year-old Conner has been out late partying and drinking with a plethora of men while skipping some mandatory events that come with her title.

“She’s working her way through New York’s nightlife promoters and club owners,” said one ex-boyfriend. “The problems are . . . the going out late at night, not caring about the title and not being a role model, not showing up for things.”

The pageant is now evaluating Tara Conner’s behavioral and personal issues to see if she is fit to hold the Miss USA title. Conner has been spotted at a slew of clubs in a district notorious for underage drinking. All in all she’s a pretty good influence.

And she regularly hits the clubs with an even younger friend – her 18-year-old roommate Katie Blair, Miss Teen USA.

On the other hand, Conner’s mother remains oblivious and says nothing is going on. Conner herself says to not believe the news.

“People have nothing better to do than to talk about you and the rumors just get bigger as they get told”

Miss USA. Worthy of her crown in so many ways. The judges must have seen something special in this one. It could have been the twinkle in her eye or her willingness to sleep with every one of them. All I know is this could be the sexiest Miss USA ever. Miss America eat your heart out.

The Miss USA pageant is expected to make a big announcement today. TMZ thinks they will be stripping the current Miss USA Tara Conner of her title due to inappropriate behavior (slut). The 20-year-old Tara Conner from Russell Springs, Kentucky was crowned Miss USA in April 2006.

Sources tell TMZ that executives from the Miss USA organization and NBC (which broadcasts the pageant) met Tuesday to discuss Conner and alleged incidents of her inappropriate behavior, including her conduct at New York City bars. While no one from the pageant would comment on the rumored troubles, several sources tell TMZ that a big announcement is expected some time Thursday. According to these sources, officials are extremely unhappy with the current Miss USA’s conduct in public.

I echo everyone’s sentiments when I say: Details please! God never in my life have I wanted to know more details. Were guys doing body shots off her? Was she dancing topless on the tables? Was she blowing guys left and right on the barstools? Just give me a hint. My imagination is like one of those cartoon radios on the fritz right now. Sparks are flying everywhere. Southern girls are awesome.

Update: Donald Trump who is head of the Miss USA pageant said reports of Tara Conner being dethroned are untrue. She is just going through some “personal problems” that could affect her ability to reign.