August 27th, 2008
Since becoming a leper to Hollywood, Tara Reid has turned to fashion in order to earn a living. On Monday, Tara unveiled her Mantra clothing line featuring T-shirts, dresses, bikinis, ponchos and hoodies decorated with trinkets, charms and beads in eight bright colors that are meant to inspire emotions and are competitively priced between $65 …
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August 8th, 2008
Tara Reid used to be on top of the world (not really), but constant partying, bad movies and a horrible plastic surgeon have turned both her body and career into grotesque sideshow oddities. In fact, Tara Reid crossing in front of you holds the same stigma as walking under a ladder or breaking a mirror. …
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July 8th, 2008
A fan of Tara Reid has started an online petition to get her a role in the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. They believe it will “help revive” her career. 479 people have already signed and 479 need to be shot.
“We feel young hollywood actress Tara Reid deserves a role in the upcoming …
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May 13th, 2008
Tara Reid hopped in her bikini the other day to continue her visual assault on Miami beach-goers. One scared citizen attempted to harpoon her. His plans were thwarted when, distracted by her deformed stomach, he shot himself in the foot. That Tara Reid. What a menace.
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March 3rd, 2008
For the most part celebrities eventually succumb to the pressures of Hollywood and turn to plastic surgery to conform to perceived standards. Tara Reid did the opposite. Through multiple operations, Tara shows the world that 55 is the new 33. So, don’t worry guys because even without botox and lipo, you’re still 100 times better …
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January 24th, 2008
Tara Reid needs to learn how to exit a vehicle. With her legs duct taped together and preferably wearing three two inch thick panties lined with lead. Just in case an x-ray machine is wheeled by. Like those commercials say, there are no accidents.
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January 10th, 2008
In a recent interview, Tara Reid eagerly insists to OK! Magazine that she’s not too thin nor is she anorexic. Tara says she’s being hated on for anything she does no matter what the outcome. Also, she’s not an alcoholic. She just likes to drink on occasion. A lot.
Tara also points out that, no matter …
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December 19th, 2007
Tara Reid showed up for a bikini shoot in Bali, Indonesia. Presumably, someone promised to pay her. With money. Voluntarily. And that’s shocking. Why would you want a 30 year old Z-list celebrity with freak show abs selling your product? Sickened customers do not give quality testimonials. Unless you’re selling Ultra Mega Strength Concentrated Milk …
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