Tara Reid hopped in her bikini the other day to continue her visual assault on Miami beach-goers. One scared citizen attempted to harpoon her. His plans were thwarted when, distracted by her deformed stomach, he shot himself in the foot. That Tara Reid. What a menace.
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Dear God
March 3rd, 20081 comment
For the most part celebrities eventually succumb to the pressures of Hollywood and turn to plastic surgery to conform to perceived standards. Tara Reid did the opposite. Through multiple operations, Tara shows the world that 55 is the new 33. So, don’t worry guys because even without botox and lipo, you’re still 100 times better …
Do not want!
January 24th, 20081 comment
Tara Reid needs to learn how to exit a vehicle. With her legs duct taped together and preferably wearing three two inch thick panties lined with lead. Just in case an x-ray machine is wheeled by. Like those commercials say, there are no accidents.
Tara Reid isn’t an anorexic drunk
January 10th, 20081 comment
In a recent interview, Tara Reid eagerly insists to OK! Magazine that she’s not too thin nor is she anorexic. Tara says she’s being hated on for anything she does no matter what the outcome. Also, she’s not an alcoholic. She just likes to drink on occasion. A lot.
Tara also points out that, no matter …
Tara Reid is some sort of wonderful
December 19th, 20072 comments
Tara Reid showed up for a bikini shoot in Bali, Indonesia. Presumably, someone promised to pay her. With money. Voluntarily. And that’s shocking. Why would you want a 30 year old Z-list celebrity with freak show abs selling your product? Sickened customers do not give quality testimonials. Unless you’re selling Ultra Mega Strength Concentrated Milk …
Tara Reid is the epitome of beauty
December 18th, 20072 comments
Tara Reid is still in Bali and she was doing a bikini photoshoot for some Australian sleepwear. I’m not sure what being in a bikini has to do with sleepwear, but the short of it is she accidentally got drunk and fell while partying over the weekend. She suffered minor cuts and bruises which were …
Tara Reid still doing stuff
December 7th, 2007Respond
In my never ending quest to discover what it is Tara Reid actually does, I’ve stumbled upon these pictures of her about to throw herself in the ocean. Possibly because there is nothing left for her in this world save for a couple more plastic surgeries and few comped rum and cokes.
Ahhh! Don’t do it …
No one likes Tara Reid down under
December 5th, 2007Respond
While in Australia for the Hookers Ball, Tara Reid attempted to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for club appearances, but for some odd reason no one was biting. She finally lowered her asking price to a modest $3,500. No word on if anyone took her up on the offer.
Gosh, $3,500. That’s a steal. I wonder why …
