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Tara Reid to Pose for Playboy, World Weeps

On October 7, Tara Reid stripped down and posed for the cover of an upcoming Playboy. On October 8, men stabbed their eyes with a screwdriver. If you’re curious, yes ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is Wasting Away

The Sun makes the argument that Tara Reid is now a sickly size 0. Turns out they’re right. Tara was in St. Tropez and she’s lost a bit of weight ... Read More »

Tara Reid in a Bikini, Not as Gross

Whoa. What’s going on here? Tara Reid is in a bikini and I’m not completely disgusted. My hands aren’t trembling and I’m not violently throwing up. She even looks somewhat ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is at the Beach

Don’t they have laws against this? Allowing Tara Reid on the beach? This sort of thing can’t be good for tourism. And why must she frighten that poor dog with ... Read More »

Tara Reid Blames Shyness for Alcoholism

Tara Reid says that she only began drinking heavily as a way to overcome her shyness. She goes on to claim that the miracle drug also helped combat her insomnia ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is Faking It, in Free Rehab

It turns out even addicts are affected by the economy. Star magazine alleges that Promises, the fancy rehab Tara Reid is vacationing at, is sponsoring Tara’s stay in hopes that ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is Rehabbing

Remember how last week Tara Reid checked into Promises Rehab Center? Well, here’s Tara celebrating her birthday yesterday at Rok Bar. You can tell she’s making progress by the big ... Read More »

Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab

The actress with the amorphous stomach, Tara Reid, has checked herself into rehab. No word on what demons she’s fighting. Her people only confirm that “Tara Reid has checked herself ... Read More »

Don’t Let Her Do It

Tara Reid recently hinted to PEOPLE that she is attempting to breed with her boyfriend Julien Jarmoune. “I’m ready to make a family. I want two children, a boy and a ... Read More »

Tara Reid Has Had Enough

Tara Reid doesn’t want to hear anymore of our criticisms. Last week when shots of her in a bikini came out, mouth breathing, basement dwelling netizens (that’s me!) started calling ... Read More »

Tara Reid Needs a Bra

If you’ve ever wondered what Tara Reid does for a living, keep wondering because these pictures won’t help answer that question. What they will do is give insight into Tara’s ... Read More »

Tara Reid Returns to Wreck Havoc on Eyes

You know that nauseating feeling you get when you smell another person’s vomit? Your stomach starts to churn and you begin to dry-heave? Then you come to the sudden realization ... Read More »

Tara Reid in a Bikini Makes Me Uncomfortable

For all the women out there who plan on hitting the beach over the weekend and want to wear that awesome bikini they found at Hustler or wherever but are ... Read More »

Shhh, Don’t Tell Tara Reid the Truth

Wondering why you haven’t seen Tara Reid in any movies for quite some time? Well, it’s because of the writers’ strike. You know, the one Tara Reid thinks is still ... Read More »

Tara Reid Forced to Find Alternative Ways to Earn Money

Since becoming a leper to Hollywood, Tara Reid has turned to fashion in order to earn a living. On Monday, Tara unveiled her Mantra clothing line featuring T-shirts, dresses, bikinis, ... Read More »

No One Likes Tara Reid

Tara Reid used to be on top of the world (not really), but constant partying, bad movies and a horrible plastic surgeon have turned both her body and career into ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is All Kinds of Sexy

A fan of Tara Reid has started an online petition to get her a role in the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. They believe it will “help revive” ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is Out in a Bikini

Tara Reid hopped in her bikini the other day to continue her visual assault on Miami beach-goers. One scared citizen attempted to harpoon her. His plans were thwarted when, distracted ... Read More »

Dear God

For the most part celebrities eventually succumb to the pressures of Hollywood and turn to plastic surgery to conform to perceived standards. Tara Reid did the opposite. Through multiple operations, ... Read More »

Do Not Want!

Tara Reid needs to learn how to exit a vehicle. With her legs duct taped together and preferably wearing three two inch thick panties lined with lead. Just in case ... Read More »
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