Remember when Tara Reid had those gnarly surgery scars on her stomach from whatever operation she thought would make her beautiful, but didn’t and instead turned her into a grotesque reminder of the dangers of plastic surgery? Well, they’re gone now. Ta-da! Now you won’t feel like vomiting when you look at her in a …
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Tara Reid makes for a good Hookers Ball
November 29th, 2007Respond
Promising bondage beds, latex, pornstars, erotic dancers and a booty bar, the flyer for this year’s Hookers Ball in Darwin is, for the most part, perfect. However, there are a few issues I have with it.
Tara Reid is a special guest. How sad is it that only Tara Reid was available?
They have to remind people …
Tara Reid probably has brain damage
October 15th, 2007Respond
Tara Reid explained to FHMOnline how much better she is than Paris and Lindsay. Unlike those dumb broads, Tara has class and plays by the rules.
So you did do a lot of partying?
Everyone does, but you’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working, showing up on …
Uhh, what the hell?
August 1st, 2007Respond
They say these pictures are of Tara Reid in a bikini at St. Tropez. They’re probably right, but what the hell? In a couple of these, the color of her face looks completely off like someone shined a bright light on it or pasted Tara Reid’s head onto someone else’s body. Whatever. As long as …
Tara Reid is made of plastic
July 19th, 20072 comments
Tara Reid has copped to fixing her saggy, uneven breasts after a botched plastic surgery left her looking like a prostitute on her last legs. This time by a board certified plastic surgeon, not the one in Mexico who uses a piece of broken mirror for a scalpel. However, her rippling stomach still remains.
But now …
Tara Reid is too sexy
July 17th, 20072 comments
If Tara Reid was a butterfly, she’d be a beautiful Monarch floating gracefully through the air. If unicorns and fairies existed, they would weep before her beauty. It is said Aphrodite put a dagger through her chest when she looked upon Tara Reid because she was no longer worthy of her title. How can any …
Tara Reid’s cup runneth over
April 2nd, 2007Respond
Tara Reid’s breasts and stomach have been through more turmoil than the ditzy blond they’re attached to. In the beginning, they were merely A/B-cups content to relish in whatever attention “fans” so undeservedly threw upon them. Then Tara decided to turn them into a cup size whose letter sat so far in the alphabet that …
Tara Reid shuns bras
March 16th, 20071 comment
Tara Reid was shopping in Beverly Hills without a bra over the weekend. She thinks people still care about her. That’s cute. What she doesn’t know is that she’s about as memorable as a fart. Maybe less depending on what you ate today.
