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Tara Reid Isn’t an Anorexic Drunk

In a recent interview, Tara Reid eagerly insists to OK! Magazine that she’s not too thin nor is she anorexic. Tara says she’s being hated on for anything she does ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is Some Sort of Wonderful

Tara Reid showed up for a bikini shoot in Bali, Indonesia. Presumably, someone promised to pay her. With money. Voluntarily. And that’s shocking. Why would you want a 30 year ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is the Epitome of Beauty

Tara Reid is still in Bali and she was doing a bikini photoshoot for some Australian sleepwear. I’m not sure what being in a bikini has to do with sleepwear, ... Read More »

Tara Reid Still Doing Stuff

In my never ending quest to discover what it is Tara Reid actually does, I’ve stumbled upon these pictures of her about to throw herself in the ocean. Possibly because ... Read More »

No One Likes Tara Reid Down Under

While in Australia for the Hookers Ball, Tara Reid attempted to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for club appearances, but for some odd reason no one was biting. She finally lowered ... Read More »

Tara Reid Fixed Her Stomach

Remember when Tara Reid had those gnarly surgery scars on her stomach from whatever operation she thought would make her beautiful, but didn’t and instead turned her into a grotesque ... Read More »

Tara Reid Makes for a Good Hookers Ball

Promising bondage beds, latex, pornstars, erotic dancers and a booty bar, the flyer for this year’s Hookers Ball in Darwin is, for the most part, perfect. However, there are a ... Read More »

Tara Reid Probably Has Brain Damage

Tara Reid explained to FHMOnline how much better she is than Paris and Lindsay. Unlike those dumb broads, Tara has class and plays by the rules. So you did do a ... Read More »

Uhh, What the Hell?

They say these pictures are of Tara Reid in a bikini at St. Tropez. They’re probably right, but what the hell? In a couple of these, the color of her ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is Made of Plastic

Tara Reid has copped to fixing her saggy, uneven breasts after a botched plastic surgery left her looking like a prostitute on her last legs. This time by a board ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is Too Sexy

If Tara Reid was a butterfly, she’d be a beautiful Monarch floating gracefully through the air. If unicorns and fairies existed, they would weep before her beauty. It is said ... Read More »

Tara Reid’s Cup Runneth Over

Tara Reid’s breasts and stomach have been through more turmoil than the ditzy blond they’re attached to. In the beginning, they were merely A/B-cups content to relish in whatever attention ... Read More »

Tara Reid Shuns Bras

Tara Reid was shopping in Beverly Hills without a bra over the weekend. She thinks people still care about her. That’s cute. What she doesn’t know is that she’s about ... Read More »

Tara Reid Keeps It Together

Tara Reid relaxed at the Bacara Resort and Spa in Santa Barbara celebrating the one time where she was less of a mess than Britney Spears. Don’t fret, this isn’t ... Read More »

Tara Reid Mad About Being a Bad Lay

Tara Reid was pretty upset that Joe Francis called into Howard Stern and told the world she was the worst lay he ever had. The Post reports Joe Francis tried ... Read More »

Tara Reid Is an Imbecile

Tara Reid weaseled her way into walking the red carpet at the Ocean Drive Magazine/Market America party over the Super Bowl weekend. Lucky for us the completely inept human jizz ... Read More »

In Other News

What you are watching is Comedy Central’s new show Gay Robot. It’s a mixture of funny and lame. I’m going to have to go with 80% lame. The reason why ... Read More »

In Other News

It’s my birthday Saturday so I’ll be in Vegas over the weekend until Monday. Maybe you’ll see new posts Monday and maybe you won’t. Maybe I’ll come back a millionaire ... Read More »

Tara Reid Could Be a Quarterback

If you don’t understand what’s going on here, it’s Tara Reid attempting to count down to the New Year. It’s quite painful to watch. Not only do you have to ... Read More »

In Other News

Three more days until NYE and by golly Tara Reid is still fugly. Melissa Joan Hart is a giver. [Celebrity Smack] Tara Reid’s ass is sexy. [Celebslam] Keith Urban or Billy Ray Cyrus? ... Read More »
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