Tara Reid relaxed at the Bacara Resort and Spa in Santa Barbara celebrating the one time where she was less of a mess than Britney Spears. Don’t fret, this isn’t a comeback. Her journey into obscurity has only been temporarily delayed. If not for Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, we would be …
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Tara Reid mad about being a bad lay
February 12th, 2007Respond
Tara Reid was pretty upset that Joe Francis called into Howard Stern and told the world she was the worst lay he ever had. The Post reports Joe Francis tried to get Tara’s attention at a pre-grammy party screaming, “Hey, Tara! Hey! Over here! Hi!” Tara replied, “Get away from me! Never talk to me …
Tara Reid is an imbecile
February 7th, 2007Respond
Tara Reid weaseled her way into walking the red carpet at the Ocean Drive Magazine/Market America party over the Super Bowl weekend. Lucky for us the completely inept human jizz stain missed a step and fell into the sand. Even luckier, someone got a picture (banner photo). Golf claps could be heard throughout the audience. …
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January 17th, 20074 comments
What you are watching is Comedy Central’s new show Gay Robot. It’s a mixture of funny and lame. I’m going to have to go with 80% lame. The reason why I’m putting it up here is because Gay Robot’s repressed / lonely voice is awesome.
T.R. Knight is still denying stuff. [Evil Beet]
Nick Lachey proposed to …
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January 11th, 2007Respond
It’s my birthday Saturday so I’ll be in Vegas over the weekend until Monday. Maybe you’ll see new posts Monday and maybe you won’t. Maybe I’ll come back a millionaire or maybe I’ll come back with two broken legs. The only thing we know for sure is I lead a life of mystery and intrigue.
Lindsay …
Tara Reid could be a quarterback
January 3rd, 2007Respond
If you don’t understand what’s going on here, it’s Tara Reid attempting to count down to the New Year. It’s quite painful to watch. Not only do you have to deal with her annoying voice, but you also have to quietly endure her stupidity.
Then there are these pictures of Lindsay Lohan. Compared to Tara Reid …
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December 28th, 2006Respond
Three more days until NYE and by golly Tara Reid is still fugly.
Melissa Joan Hart is a giver. [Celebrity Smack]
Tara Reid’s ass is sexy. [Celebslam]
Keith Urban or Billy Ray Cyrus? [CityRag]
What? Black Christmas could be fun for gore hounds? [Pajiba]
Miss Nevada is still a whore. [Evil Beet]
Tara Reid has nice abs
December 27th, 2006Respond
There’s sexy and there’s not so sexy. These pictures of Tara Reid would be in a third category called terrifically horrifying. When you’re 30 or so and your abs start looking worse than your grandma’s, then maybe it’s time to invest in one of those 1950’s bathing suits and rethink getting plastic surgery from that …
