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Jake and Taylor went apple-picking

Just when you thought Jake Gyllenhaal couldn’t get any gayer, he goes to Fishkill Farms in NY with his new girlfriend Taylor Swift to “tour the fall foliage” and go ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift?

Taylor Swift better get those strummin’ fingers ready in preparation for another song about how one of her relationships didn’t work out because blah blah blah. According to Lainey, Jake Gyllenhaal ... Read More »

Taylor Swift calls John Mayer a d-bag through song

Taylor Swift’s new album might as well be a musical black book because every song is either about some guy she dumped or a guy who dumped her. First there ... Read More »

Taylor Swift apologizes to Taylor Lautner through song

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner dated last year but decided to be “just friends” in December. Taylor now has a single called Back to December where she tries to heal ... Read More »

Taylor Swift forgave Kanye West at the VMAs

Taylor Swift performed ‘Innocence’ (or was it ‘Forgiveness’?) at the VMAs on Sunday, a song written for Kanye West forgiving him for what he did to her at the last ... Read More »

Taylor Swift did something yesterday

Taylor Swift performed at the Country Music Awards yesterday. I’m sure you’ve heard all about the 10 gallon cowboy hats and the, um, songs about achey breaky hearts by now. ... Read More »

Taylor Swift won awards

Taylor Swift was one of the big winners at the Grammys yesterday. She took home four awards including Album of the Year for “Fearless”. She cradled all four golden gramophones ... Read More »

Taylor Swift won something

Taylor Swift won an award for something at the People’s Choice Awards, but who cares. Look over there! She’s kissing some penis-shaped thing! Hur hur hur! Read More »

The Taylors have split

Bad news fans of couples whose names both start with Taylor. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have broken up. Most likely for practical reasons since if they got married and ... Read More »

Taylor Swift got new hair

Taylor Swift got her hair did with a flat iron. Here she is shopping for candy with Emma Stone. She looks a little different. Less mousey. Mostly because the bangs ... Read More »

Taylor Swift does the bikini thing

Taylor Swift, who was nominated for eight Grammys last night, released a video of scenes from her upcoming music video for “I’m Only Me When I’m With You”. That sentence ... Read More »

Taylor Swift was at the CMA’s and BMI’s

Taylor Swift showed up at the CMA’s and BMI’s and, my god she’s skinny. I’m not complaining because skinny chicks are awesome, but there’s a good chance that if you ... Read More »

Taylor won’t sing about it in her monologue

Taylor Swift hosted SNL last Saturday where she sang about her douchebag ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas who cheated and broke up with her over the phone, her relationship Taylor Lautner and ... Read More »

Taylor Swift is on a date

Ruh roh Taylor Swiftinites (do those exist?). Taylor Swift, 19, and Taylor Lautner, 17, went on another date, this time to Ruth’s Chris steakhouse in LA. This isn’t good news ... Read More »

Taylor and Taylor

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner may be dating or hooking up or whatever phrase those young kids use these days. Swift was said to have sent her driver to pick ... Read More »

Taylor Swift had fun at Katy Perry’s party

Katy Perry celebrated her 25th birthday with a rainbow Willy Wonka or whatever theme where everybody got to paint each others white clothes. That meant chicks couldn’t complain when you ... Read More »

Taylor Swift is coy

Taylor Swift will host Saturday Night Live on November 7 and provides a small hint as to what can be expected. The Associated Press reports, “I’ve been thinking about skit ... Read More »

Kanye West is a douchebag

Taylor Swift won Best Female Music Video at the MTV Video Music Awards, but leave it up to that whiny bitch Kanye to rush on stage, steal the mic from ... Read More »

Taylor Swift is T-Swift

I linked to this earlier, but the video went down. Anyway, Taylor Swift made her debut as T-Sweezy with T-Pain last night at the CMT Awards in Nashville. The song ... Read More »

Taylor Swift might want to rethink this

Here’s Taylor Swift at the Country Music Awards in a dress that’s way too big for her. If it wasn’t for the crazy glue, she’d be falling out of that ... Read More »