The Blemish » teeth http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Fri, 25 May 2012 21:38:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Caption contest: “TEETH” giveaway http://theblemish.com/2008/01/caption-contest-teeth-giveaway/ http://theblemish.com/2008/01/caption-contest-teeth-giveaway/#comments Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:35:05 +0000 Victor http://theblemish.com/2008/01/caption-contest-teeth-giveaway/

TEETH is opening up in limited release today in LA and NYC and expanding next week. The IMDB plot outline says, Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence. Yea, her vagina has teeth. Something Britney’s desperately needs. Here’s ...]]>

Chris Martin

is opening up in limited release today in LA and NYC and expanding next week. The IMDB plot outline says,

Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.

Yea, her vagina has teeth. Something Britney’s desperately needs. Here’s a 5 minute preview.

With this release, I’m running a caption . The winner gets a signed poster by Jess Weixler, John Hensley and the director, a TEETH t-shirt, also a TEETH toothbrush, TEETH dental floss and TEETH toothpaste.

The rules are simple. Leave a comment or use contact form email (theblemish (at) gmail.com) making sure to use a valid email address to send in a caption for the picture above of Chris Martin attacking a photographer. Best caption wins. Contest ends Monday. Only one entry per person. Now go.

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