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Teri Hatcher sued because of her beauty

December 5th, 2007Respond

Skin care company Hydroderm is suing Teri Hatcher for breach of contract. The $2 million lawsuit alleges she promoted a lip plumper from rival company, CityLips, despite an agreement prohibiting her from doing so.
Hatcher appeared in promotional materials for CityLips, said she was a “fan” of the product, credited it with “helping her appear beautiful …

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So gross

October 29th, 20073 comments

Teri Hatcher showed up at… ugh, forget it. This is disgusting. I’ve spent the last couple of weeks debating whether or not Teri Hatcher could get any more repulsive. By the looks of it, the answer is yes. What is she supposed to be anyway? Ugly? I bet it’s ugly. It looks like ugly. Is …

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Teri Hatcher picks her butt

October 15th, 20074 comments

Teri Hatcher is the quintessential woman. She exhibits such grace, such class, such dignity. Don’t believe me? Just look at these photos of her picking her ass and nose. Why she’s still single, I do not know. Maybe her role on Desperate Housewives has sheltered her from the fiery stare of man or maybe she’s …

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Leather face returns

March 6th, 2007Respond

Irony shows us it has a sense of humor as Teri Hatcher made an appearance at the 11th Annual Keep Memory Alive Event in Las Vegas looking like a homicidal strung out crack whore. Albeit a glamorous one. Ha ha irony. You’re pretty clever. +1 for you my dear old friend.

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It isn’t working

January 26th, 20072 comments

Teri Hatcher’s latest attempt to beautify the leathery chaps she calls her skin involves bathing in wine instead of drinking it. She claims it keeps her skin feeling soft.
According to scientists, wait not scientists, no, “beauty experts”, grapes contain powerful anti-oxidants. Apparently not powerful enough since her skin is about as soft as a cow’s …

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Teri Hatcher scares the kids

January 5th, 2007Respond

I thought that you guys needed Teri Hatcher in a bikini to spice up your day. No I don’t hate you. No I’m not trying to scar you for life, I just thought…um. So ok, maybe I was trying to frighten you a little. Jesus, look at that double chin. I’m surprised she doesn’t have …

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Teri Hatcher is MacGyver

June 8th, 2006Respond

Teri Hatcher tells a British magazine that she uses super strength tape for an easy boob job. The tape is described as “thick plastic sticky tape” that holds her breasts up.
“Any model or Hollywood actress who wears fancy designer ball gowns knows how to expertly manipulate gaffer tape to mush, lift and hold your breasts …

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