• Kate Beckinsale is the hottest MILF alive today. Picture proof here. [The Superficial]
• Jodie Marsh shows off her body in London. She’s now a complete caricature. [Holy Moly]
• Jewel used to be homeless and unable to get medical treatment. [Celebitchy]
• Sophie Monk has had better days. [Hollywood Rag]
• Britney Spears may want to rethink that bikini. [Yeeeah]
• Milla Jovovich looks kind of hot here. [GCeleb]
• PETA blasts Mischa Barton for being insensitive to cows. [Evil Beet]
• What happens when a high school streaker is destroyed by police. [Busted Coverage]
• Elizabeth Mary Winstead goes red at The Thing premiere. [MoeJackson]

Sylvester Stallone is shooting The Expendables and judging from this picture of Sly running around holding his gun like he was at a tea party, it looks like it will be a manly affair.

Instead of live ammo, Stallone’s gun will shoot love bullets and everyone will settle their differences with either a debate or fashion show. Rated PG-13 for a rough kickball scene and kissing on the cheek.

If you haven’t heard, Sylvester Stallone is currently filming The Expendables with his rag tag cast of aging action stars, real action stars (see: Randy Cotoure) and Brittany Murphy. Why then does the poster for the film look like an Ed Hardy t-shirt despite the film sounding somewhat promising? Was whoever designed this given specific instructions by the higher-ups to make it cool and something those young testosterone filled kids would love? When they were told this, am I to believe that the first things to pop into their head was a badass skull and crow and not a unicorn flying over a beautiful rainbow set against a backdrop of a stunning sunset? I’m going to have to have a word with marketing.

Sylvester Stallone may be 62, but HGH makes him feel 35. Thanks HGH!

Via AICN.