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		<title>Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner are off</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
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In his never ending search for truth and boobs, the guy at WWTDD reported that Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner were over and she&#8217;s moving out of the mansion. It turns out, that may be true.
TMZ caught up with Holly yesterday and she starts off confirming the rumor she&#8217;s moved into her own condo even ...]]></description>
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<p>In his never ending search for truth and boobs, the guy at <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=13031">WWTDD</a> reported that <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/holly-madison/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with holly madison">Holly Madison</a> and <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/hugh-hefner/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with hugh hefner">Hugh Hefner</a> were over and she&#8217;s moving out of the mansion. It turns out, that may be true.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/07/holly-to-hugh-hef-off">TMZ</a> caught up with Holly yesterday and she starts off confirming the rumor she&#8217;s moved into her own condo even though her, Kendra and Bridgette are currently filming the sixth season of <em><a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/the-girls-next-door/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with the girls next door">The Girls Next Door</a></em>. Then he asked if she could get him into the Playboy Halloween Party. After a few seconds of talking about how she&#8217;s going to be Elvis for Halloween, Holly blabbed, &#8220;I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren&#8217;t together.&#8221;</p>
<p>This is heartbreaking news. If a hot, young Playboy centerfold and an old soft-core porn magnate with saggy, old man balls can&#8217;t make it in this crazy world, what chance do us normal people have?</p>
<p><strong>Bonus</strong>: For no reason at all, <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/kendra-wilkinson/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with kendra wilkinson">Kendra Wilkinson</a> and a slutty Miley Cyrus lookalike judging something in the Bahamas.</p>
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		<title>Hugh Hefner says relationships are in transition</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
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Over the past few days there have been a lot of news regarding Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door. From stuff like Kendra Wilkinson being engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett as reported by WWTDD to this startling admission by Hugh Hefner as reported by E!.
&#8220;The reality is the girls and I ...]]></description>
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<p>Over the past few days there have been a lot of news regarding <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/hugh-hefner/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with hugh hefner">Hugh Hefner</a> and <em><a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/the-girls-next-door/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with the girls next door">The Girls Next Door</a></em>. From stuff like <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/kendra-wilkinson/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with kendra wilkinson">Kendra Wilkinson</a> being engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett as reported by <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=12431">WWTDD</a> to this startling admission by Hugh Hefner as reported by <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b30384_hugh_hefner_relationships_in_transition.html">E!</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;The reality is the girls and I are all together,&#8221; Hefner said.</p>
<p>He quickly shot down reports that Madison has been seeing Mindfreak illusionist Criss Angel.</p>
<p>&#8220;Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis,&#8221; Hef said.</p>
<p>And Hef had a lot more to say&#8230;</p>
<p>Hefner does acknowledge that the relationships are &#8220;in transition.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I&#8217;m sure there are going to be,&#8221; Hefner said. &#8220;I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret,&#8221; Hefner said.</p></blockquote>
<p>To add on, the porn connoisseur over at <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=12501">WWTDD</a> also reports Bridgett hasn&#8217;t been laid in years and &#8220;wants to fuck in the worst way.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ugh, they should move on. There&#8217;s no way Hef can handle all three of them. They haven&#8217;t made a Viagra this powerful yet and women as sexy as them have needs. Hef&#8217;s best bet is to hire a handsome young man to take care of them. One who is very discrete. So discrete that he has no friends &#8212; by choice &#8212; to reveal his secret to. Which is where I come in. Relax, sweeties. I&#8217;ve done this a thousand times before and my pillow has yet to complain.</p>
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		<title>Holly Madison isn&#8217;t making any friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
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Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner&#8217;s go-to-Bunny, has been causing big problems on the set of The Girls Next Door. Everyone hates her. Especially Kendra Wilkinson. TMZ says
It&#8217;s gotten so bad, those two can&#8217;t be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that&#8217;s posing major problems for producers of the ...]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/holly-madison/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with holly madison">Holly Madison</a>, <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/hugh-hefner/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with hugh hefner">Hugh Hefner</a>&#8217;s go-to-Bunny, has been causing big problems on the set of <em><a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/the-girls-next-door/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with the girls next door">The Girls Next Door</a></em>. Everyone hates her. Especially <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/kendra-wilkinson/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with kendra wilkinson">Kendra Wilkinson</a>. <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/16/claws-out-at-the-playboy-mansion/">TMZ</a> says</p>
<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s gotten so bad, those two can&#8217;t be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that&#8217;s posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur. As for Bridget, she&#8217;s Switzerland, often trying, but failing, to keep the peace.</p>
<p>Our spies also say Holly&#8217;s ambition is spilling over to the magazine too. She wants to have editorial control over the mag&#8217;s spreads &#8212; which is not going over well with longtime employees.:</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ve never watched the show and I probably never will, but can&#8217;t this be solved with a naked pillow cage fight episode? Sure, maybe it won&#8217;t resolve ALL their problems, but it definitely will mine. My boner problem! Boooiiiing! Wait, no, just kidding. No boner problem here. Heh.</p>
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