I’m shocked. Shocked I say. That leaked Joker photo from “The Dark Knight” was a fake. You can read about how the guy photoshopped it here.

Oddly enough, I don’t feel anything one way or another. If you’re to believe those supermodels, it’s because I don’t have a heart and that I can’t last more than a minute in bed. Honestly girls, I fail to see what the last part has to do with anything. Besides, my stopwatch said 1 minute and 13 seconds.

Here’s some real (crappy) shots of The Joker.

News of Heath Ledger signing to play the Joker in “Batman Begins” sequel “The Dark Knight” surfaced earlier on. Now, AICN has obtained a picture of a poster supposedly showing Heath from a Joker make-up test. It’s reminiscent of “The Crow”, “Ichi the Killer” and victims of the Carver on “Nip/Tuck”. And probably means he’ll be able to open his mouth pretty wide to do a real Joker smile. Speaking of which, is that Jake Gyllenhaal doing cartwheels?