Wave bye-bye to your career Paris.

Us Magazine has confirmed The Simple Life’s second home, E!, will not pick up the show for another season.

“We felt like the real life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show,” says the insider. “Viewers would see Paris all day long on the news about her going to jail, so they didn’t care about seeing her camping with kids. It just was too played out.”

That’s too bad. I was waiting for the day one or both of them got their hair caught in a tractor. That would have been a good episode and probably would have given them that Emmy they so rightly deserved. They could make a little speech with half their scalp gone and then they would have to live their life as freaks like the bearded lady or Pee-Wee Herman.

In this clip from the upcoming season of The Simple Life, Nicole Richie describes the male erogenous zones. She ends the demonstration with a detailed explanation on how to lick a guy’s asshole. Apparently her favorite part because it contains far less calories than semen. Depending on what he ate an hour ago.