Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson among others, donated $10 million last year to Scientology for their Global Salvage effort which “aims to de-aberrate Earth”; code for “ridding mankind of psychological ills and other ‘aberrant’ behavior.” To put the donation in perspective, the face of Scientology, Tom Cruise, only donated $5 million …

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Homer Simpson filled in for Jay Leno last night and performed his own opening monologue. It was alright. But, what’s better than alright is that Keeley Hazell showed up to the UK premiere of The Simpsons and posed next to her own character. Crazy, it looks way better than the one I made of her …

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Put down that toaster and get out of the bathtub, your meaningless existence has been validated with 6 new Simpsons posters. You’ll be pleased to know at least one poster contains enough comedic punch to make you tilt your head back and guffaw; gushing out enough spittle to bathe a small animal. If you’re wondering, …

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The lucky bastards on American Idol were treated to a sneak preview of the new Simpsons movie. These might be new scenes or they might be old. I haven’t been keeping up with all my Simpsons previews. I think they’re mostly old though. The cool part is when they show how they draw the characters. …

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Why does this remind me of Jackass? It better be funny…or else! On a server related note, for anyone sending me email I am having some problems with my server so I don’t even know if I’m getting messages anymore. I definitely know I can’t send any out. I’m working on fixing it right now …

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The official trailer for The Simpsons movie premiered last night. To say it was disappointing is an understatement. You know when Homer is slammed between a rock and a building named “A Hard Place?” Genius. Why don’t you insult your audience some more by handing out pamphlets detailing every reference in the movie and title …

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Last week a pre-air episode of The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror leaked. The real one aired Sunday without the watermark, but contained another slight difference. It was missing the Iraq line at the end. Now one side has concocted a conspiracy theory of Fox taking out the line. The other side seems to think the …

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In news that is both uplifting and disconcerting, Matt Groening has revealed that as long as his people have a good time making The Simpsons, there will be no end in sight. This piece of news seems appropriate as the season premiere was on Sunday.
Lately (read: 8 seasons ago), The Simpsons has been going downhill. …

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