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The Situation Admits to Being in Rehab by Not Admitting He’s in Rehab

On Tuesday, news broke that The Situation had entered rehab. His rep was quick to deny the reports claiming Mike Sorrentino was merely at an undisclosed location resting and recuperating. On ... Read More »

The Situation Entered Rehab

TMZ has learned that the party is over for The Situation. At least until he leaves rehab for his substance abuse issues. Luckily, Season 6 of Jersey Shore will only start filming ... Read More »

Those Gay Rumors are Hurting The Situation’s Street Cred

A couple days ago, Snooki and JWoww told the Huffington Post that they wouldn’t be too shocked if The Situation came out of the closet. JWoww said that all the ... Read More »

The Situation Was Kicked Out of the Apple Store

The Situation allegedly tried to cut in line at the Apple store to get thew new iPhone 4s when an employee caught him and kicked his ass out. Turns out the ... Read More »

Abercrombie & Fitch Wants The Situation to Stop Wearing Its Clothes

When you think Abercrombie & Fitch, you think The Situation from The Jersey Shore. Well, A&F wants you to stop thinking that. In a publicity stunt, the company put out ... Read More »

The Situation Might Have Quit ‘Jersey Shore’

First Vinny quit The Jersey Shore and now it may be Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. Photo agencies reported yesterday that Mike stormed off the set of The Jersey Shore and ... Read More »

The ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Here to Stay

Us earlier reported, with TMZ confirming, that the entire cast of MTV’s wildly popular Jersey Shore would be replaced with a brand new one next season. This was presumably because ... Read More »

The Situation Killed It at Donald Trump’s Roast

Last week there was a report that The Situation completely bombed at Comedy Central’s roast of Donald Trump. The Situation blamed it on him wearing sunglasses during his bit. Except ... Read More »

The Situation Bombed at Donald Trump’s Roast

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was invited to be one of Donald Trump’s roasters. Long story short. It didn’t turn out so well. In fact, it was so bad a Comedy ... Read More »

The Situation has a situation

One of The Situation’s scorned one night stands went to Star and blabbed about his small penis and lack of stamina. Thankfully he’s still moderately famous or else it would ... Read More »

The “Jersey Shore” strike is over

The cast of Jersey Shore refused to shoot scenes for the upcoming season until they renegotiated their contracts. They initially asked for $30,000 per episode. A $20,000 bump from their ... Read More »

This is catchy

Debuting yesterday or the day before (Look. I don’t know. Who am I? The Situation’s publicist?) was the rap song called “The Situation” by The Situation aka Mike Sorrentino. The ... Read More »

Bar Refaeli is dead to me

Losing out to Leonardo DiCaprio I can understand. He’s awesome, a great actor and and seems like a good guy. It’s like winning a silver medal in the 200 meter ... Read More »