Lindsay Lohan made a last minute surprise appearance on The Tonight Show on Monday bumping Kristin Chenoweth, who actually had something to promote, from her spot. Oddly enough she received a standing ovation from the audience. Everyone loves a drug abusing, probation violating semi-celebrity thief.

In a pre-taped interview airing tonight, Jay Leno asks Lohan, “At what point did you realize, ‘Oh my God, I could lose this, this could slip away from me?” To which Lindsay answered,

“I think that when, you know, being young and being in the position I was in, you don’t really take the time to appreciate what you have and it’s all kind of a whirlwind, and people make decisions for you,” Lohan said. “But I’m not a kid anymore — I’m 24, I’ve made a lot of mistakes and I recognize that. I’m in the clear now, and as long as I stay focused, I can achieve what I want to achieve.”

Lindsay also confirmed her role in Gott which seemed a little presumptuous as producer Marc Fiore declined to comment about the situation after Lindsay’s sentencing. They’ll probably drop her from the movie during her jail time and when she shows up on set after her release, everybody will get real quiet and one guy, probably a grip, will go “awk-waaard.”

During a taping of The Tonight Show, a woman from the audience approached Colin on stage and said something to him that no one heard.

According to Reuters, entertainment gossip TV show Access Hollywood identified the woman as Dessarae Bradford and said she had unsuccessfully alleged in a small-claims lawsuit that Farrell had stalked her. Quoting an audience member, Access Hollywood said the woman shouted at Farrell, “I’ll see you in court,” to which Farrell replied, “You’re insane.”

Dessarae Bradford also has a Myspace where she offers Colin Farrell porn clips and a chance to listen to her song, “Colin Farrell is my bitch.” But, I ask you this, is it really insane to claim that a big Hollywood star is stalking you? I thought we lived in America, land of the free where you’re allowed to sue anyone for anything. Just the other day I filed a suit against Colin Farrell for taking away some of my sexy.

Last week, Kate Beckinsale was on The Tonight Show doing the interview thing for Click and she told Leno about her special talent after pregnancy. According to Kate, she was able to squirt breast milk so well that she could hit the wall from across the room.

Absolutely amazing. She’s beautiful and can provide milk to a whole dinner table without even getting up. What more could you ask for in a woman. Video…of her talking about it after the jump.