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Billy Ray Cyrus Calls Off the Divorce

In an interview on The View, Billy Ray Cyrus says he’s getting the gang back together. He’s dropping the divorce and with that, Miley Cyrus is talking to him again. “I ... Read More »

Jason Biggs Jokes About Collaborating With Heidi Montag

Remember when American Pie came out and people couldn’t stop talking about Jason Biggs f**king a pie? I bet he wishes he could go back to those days because he’s ... Read More »

Whoopi Goldberg Attacks the NY Times

The New York Times ran an article over the weekend called Hollywood’s Whiteout about how there are no black actors nominated for an Oscar this year. The piece seemed to ... Read More »

Khloe Kardashian Lost Her Virginity at 14

Sending shivers down everyone’s spine, Khloe Kardashian went on The View to talk about how she lost her virginity at 14 to a guy four years older than her and ... Read More »

No One Likes Bill O’Reily

Especially Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar. Bill O’Reily was a guest on The View this morning and as expected, got into an argument with everyone. If this was an MMA ... Read More »

Rape Is Funny Again, Finally

Sofia Vergara was on The View and caused all sorts of uncomfortableness when the hosts talked about her 18-year-old son and commented on how young she looks. Sherri joked that ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Continues to Blame Her Teeth, Now With Video

Mischa Barton hit up The View this morning to explain why she was put in a 5150 hold. She still blames her teeth. She says the dentist messed up when ... Read More »

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Pregnant Again

Thursday on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced she was pregnant for the third time. Expecting an August birth, Hasselbeck said: “We are thankful for such great news and will begin ... Read More »

Paula Abdul Is Making New Enemies

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Paula Abdul recently went on Barbara Walters’ Sirius and XM show to air her grievances about American Idol and Paula Goodspeed’s. This was ... Read More »

“Us White Folk Will Take Care of You”

John McCain was a guest on that estrogen fueled talk show The View today. During the interview, McCain said he wanted to constitution to be interpreted the way it was ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Has a Lot to Say

Jessica Simpson is expected to co-host The View on November 15 and 16. She will join regular hosts Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, Whoopie Goldberg, Sherri Shepherd and Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Although ... Read More »

Alec Baldwin Does “the View”

Alec Baldwin continued his campaign of “No, really, I’m a good parent” by showing up on The View. He used big words like parental alienation and custodial parent. I think ... Read More »

Alec Baldwin Apologizes, Kind Of

On an episode of “The View” airing tomorrow, Rosie O’Donnell and Barbara Walters interviewed Alec Baldwin about the horrible voicemail he left on his daughter’s phone. Alec is so distraught, ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell Is Leaving “the View”

The illustrious reign of a lesbian gone mad has finally ended as Rosie O’Donnell announced her departure from “The View” today. Much to everyone’s dismay, she is going to be ... Read More »

Everybody Is Happy

The most annoying woman in Hollywood is set to announce her departure from her show of nine years. Star Jones is finally leaving The View. I make it a point ... Read More »

Does This Fall Under the Indecency Act?

Something that people did not need to see happened on The View today. It was the send off of Meredith Vieira in the form of a roast. During Joy Behar’s ... Read More »