A poster for The Wicker Man came out. I was hoping for something pagan or sexual or both like a mass orgy with a man on fire in the background being pelted by vibrators. It could even have nothing to do with the movie and be a naked chick slapping a unicorn in the face. Anything would be better than this dull blind little girl in front of someone’s head.

Another classic movie remake has put their trailer up. The new Wicker Man stars Nicholas Cage. I’m actually very conflicted about this movie. Nicholas Cage can do almost no wrong (see Ghost Rider), but if this is anything like the original Wicker Man, I don’t want to imagine Cage dittying around a town obsessed with sex. If what I’m imagining actually happens, then the movie is going to creep me out again, but for a different reason this time. I hope they bring back the naked dancing nympho sprite.