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Tila Tequila Suffers Brain Aneurysm, Drug Overdose

According to Radar, Tila Tequila was taken to the hospital for a brain aneurysm last week which almost caused her to die. Well, not the brain aneurysm specifically, but rather ... Read More »

Tila Tequila: ‘I Vanna be a Jew’

Publicity whore Tila Tequila is running out of ways to get press/make a spectacle of herself, as she’s now decided to convert to Judaism. TMZ reports the elfin one has ... Read More »

Tila Tequila’s Sex Tape Preview Leaked Onto Web

Opportunistic parasitic whore Tila Tequila struck a deal with Vivid to release her girl-on-girl-on-girl sex tape on February 14. However, Vivid is allegedly pissed because Pornhub.com already posted a 5 ... Read More »

Tila Tequila is surrounded by all sorts of crazy

Court documents obtained by TMZ allege Tila Tequila kidnapped an L.A. photographer, named Garry Sun’s, girlfriend with 4 armed men at gunpoint and threatened to kill him. Garry alleges Tila went ... Read More »

Tila Tequila hit with rocks and feces at Gathering of the Juggalos

Inviting Tila Tequila to perform at the Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival headlined by the Insane Clown Posse, may be one of the worst ideas ever. It’s right ... Read More »

Tila Tequila wants in on this sex tape thing

With all the sex tape talk there’s obviously now a rumor that Tila Tequila has one too and that she’s already sold it. A source *coughTilacough* told Radar, “Tila inked ... Read More »

It’s ecstasy now

Tila Tequila will be joining the next season of Celebrity Rehab. Earlier it was reported she loved to snort Ambien and then go on a Twitter binge. Now Radar says ... Read More »

Tila Tequila addicted to ambien

Tila Tequila, the attention-starved elf, will appear on Celebrity Rehab 4 for an ambien addiction. Tila likes to grind it up, snort it, google herself, twitter and sleep. Take out ... Read More »

Tila Tequila is a good dresser

Tila Tequila has to be one of the most annoying quasi-celebrities. She generally lies about stuff to get attention. Her claim to fame is having a lot of friends on ... Read More »

Tila Tequila still an attention whore

Here’s Tila Tequila at Crazy Horse promoting the release of her new single on iTunes. I don’t see how anyone finds this spastic midget sexy. It’s like watching a muppet ... Read More »

Attention whore

Guess where Tila Tequila does her grocery shopping? Whore Foods. Ba-da-dum! Read More »

Of course Tila Tequila had a miscarriage

Sad news, people. Tila Tequila’s fake baby is fake gone after a fake miscarriage. I shed a few fake tears when I heard. In an email exchange between Tila and ... Read More »

Tila Tequila will probably tweet her miscarriage

Pretty much everything Tila Tequila does is a calculated attempt at garnering attention. Most times it’s dumb stuff like being engaged to Casey Johnson. In the past few days though, ... Read More »

Tila Tequila in the ultimate sexy fail

This morning on Twitter Tila Tequila announced that she fell and dented her skull. She said she might not be tweeting for a while. In Tila speak, that means about ... Read More »

What we’ve all feared, Tila Tequila is pregnant

Tila Tequila has made good on her threats to bring a baby into this world. Obama has raised the national threat level to red. Bounties have been placed on Tila’s ... Read More »

Not even Tila Tequila’s publicist can take it anymore

Tila Tequila has been milking Casey Johnson’s death for a good while now. Most recently she’s declared herself and the late Casey messengers of God who fell in love. She’s ... Read More »

Tila Tequila is crazy, wants to adopt Casey Johnson’s daughter

Tila Tequila wants custody of her dead “fiancée’s” adopted daughter. Currently, Casey Johnson’s mother has custody of 3-year-old Ava, but Tila insists that goes against Casey’s wishes. “[Casey's] not resting in ... Read More »

Tila Tequila is beside herself

You’ve probably seen this everywhere yesterday, but I just want to add this quote with these pictures. From Tila’s Twitter: “We used to tweet each other while laying right next ... Read More »

Cops called to Tila Tequila’s home

Yesterday, cops were called to Tila Tequila’s home to sort out an argument between her, Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips. Nicky and Bijou were there to pick up Casey Johnson’s ... Read More »

Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson found dead

The celebrity death curse carries on into 2010. The first one this year is Tila Tequila’s fiancee, vibrator thief and Johnson & Johnson heiress, Casey Johnson. Her body was discovered ... Read More »