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Tila Tequila Is Engaged

Tila Tequila announced on her UStream that she’s engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Casey, as you may have heard, broke into some chick’s house, masturbated in her ... Read More »

Tila Tequila Has a Sex Tape

Only days after stripping naked and going on a crazy rant on UStream, Tila Tequila has become quite the modest lady. She’s threatening to sue the site 4tube.com which posted ... Read More »

Update: Tila Tequila Naked, Ranting, Attention Starved

I’ve been trying to find a saved copy of the UStream video with no luck so you’re just going to have to imagine a tattooed, fake-chested midget stripping on a ... Read More »

Tila Tequila Suffers Public Meltdown, Almost Tries to Kill Herself

A little background on this. Tila Tequila became a celebrity by making a lot of friends on MySpace. This had the distinction of being really stupid both in hindsight and ... Read More »

Case Dismissed

District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis dismissed Tila Tequila’s claims that San Diego Charger Shawn Merriman choked her and threw her to the ground early Sunday morning. Dumanis said there was insufficient ... Read More »

Now It’s Because Tila Didn’t Want a Foursome

10News’ Juliette Vara says jealousy was the main reason for the incident at Shawn Merriman’s house over the weekend. A source says Merriman went to his bedroom with two women. ... Read More »

Tila Tequila Shows Her Bruises

Tila Tequila showed off the bruises on her arm from Shawn Merriman who allegedly choked and physically restrained her. She looked like one of those peaches you squeeze a little ... Read More »

Orly?

Tila Tequila updated her Twitter the other day denying Shawn Merriman’s claims that she was intoxicated after he was arrested for allegedly choking and physically restraining her. “I am allergic ... Read More »

Shawn Merriman Will Choke a Bitch

Namely, Tila Tequila. San Diego Charger Shawn Merriman was arrested Sunday for battery and false imprisonment. Cops received a call from a woman, Tila Nguyen (Tila Tequila’s real name) at ... Read More »

Nice Publicity Stunt

Tila Tequila’s stalker allegedly broke into her house, locked her dog in the trunk of her car and Twittered: “I just broke into her house, killed her and her dog. ... Read More »

Does Not Compute

Billy Corgan made an appearance at the Bravo A-List Awards with Tila Tequila on his shoulder. Billy Corgan. Tila Tequila. He probably woke up the next day wondering what the ... Read More »

Look at Me! Look at Me!

Tila Tequila can’t go five minutes without attention whoring. This much is clear. Which is why she flashed her bra and panties last night for no apparent reason. The plan ... Read More »

I Can See What All the Fuss Is About

Tila Tequila’s crowning achievement was friending thousands of people on MySpace. This amazing feat catapulted her into web infamy and eventually, tricked MTV into giving her her own reality show ... Read More »

Tila Tequila Wants to Adopt

Tila Tequila tells Us that she’ll be ready to adopt a few kids when she becomes a billionaire and moves to her own island. So, yea, big news of the ... Read More »

Justin Long Will Bang Anything

Justin Long must hate his penis. He broke up with Drew Barrymore then hooked up with Kirsten Dunst and now he’s punishing his wiener by doing the sexytime with the ... Read More »

Tila Tequila’s Girlfriend Is Violent

It seems Tila Tequila is going all the way with her bi-sexual gimmick. After two seasons of trying to find love on reality tv, she’s finally settled on the daughter ... Read More »

The Gays Should Thank Tila Tequila

The stunningly delusional Tila Tequila told Us Magazine that it was because of her and her bi-sexual themed show, A Shot at Love, that gay marriage is now legalized in ... Read More »

Tila Tequila Is Faking It

You’re going want to sit down for this because what I’m about to tell you is pretty shocking. Are you ready? Tila Tequila, star of A Shot at Love With ... Read More »

Morning Blogasm

For those of you that missed the Rogan vs. Mencia video or if it was pulled, then here it is again. [College Humor] Paris Hilton does Michael Jackson. [INO] Tila Tequila gives ... Read More »
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