Outside the Letterman studios yesterday, Tina Fey showed off her baby bump. Wait, why am I looking at this? It’s not making me laugh. Much like Tina Fey. Wow. The similarities between that parasite and Tina Fey are endless.

Tina Fey dropped a bombshell on Oprah Wednesday announcing that she was five months pregnant with her second child.

Five months and people are just hearing the news. Tina Fey lives every celebrity’s dream. To be famous and make money while living in obscurity. All you need to do is dress dowdy and not parade around in skin tight clothes so all that’s left is your wit. It works because no one whacks off to that. Unless “wit” is scrawled across their naked 32DDs.

Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mariah Carey, Penelope Cruz, Rachel McAdams, Anna Kendrick and Tina Fey (click on their names to go to their galleries) also showed up at the Oscars. The Academy should institute a new rule where you have to have made at least one decent movie before you’re allowed at this thing. That would effectively eliminate half the guests including Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey and Tina Fey.

By the way. Does anyone know who Anna Kendrick is? Without looking on IMDB? I finally gave in and put her name in just to find out she was in that Twilight Movie. The least she could do was slip a nipple for making me go through all that trouble.

In possibly a manufactured feud to promote 30 Rock, Star magazine reports on the rising tension between Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey which exploded recently at a photo shoot. Word is that Tina is figuring out she’s not disposable and has been second guessing Alec.

During a recent photo shoot on the set, the notoriously difficult actor sniped to the photographer, “Get ready to do a lot of airbrushing.” Tina, who has a childhood scar on her left cheek, fired back, “Something wrong with my face?” Alec upped the ante by saying it’s her entire body that’s the problem. “Tina shot back that this was coming from a guy with a double chin who thinks Sarah Palin is hot,” says a set source. “Alec was steamed about it the rest of the day and had words with Tina about it later.”

Sounds fake, but it could have also been good natured jesting. I insult my friends all the time. Call them fat, worthless, should have been aborted, not worth the paper their birth certificate was printed on, etc. They always chuckle and that’s about when they tell me they joined the Peace Corps for a year but then two months later I see them at a random bar… Weird. Must have got out early.

As you watch this clip of last night’s Saturday Night Live featuring the return of Will Ferrell as George Bush and realize the sketch was an extended bumper sticker joke, please pray that this doesn’t help Will Ferrell find more work.

Speaking of SNL, the opening of the show featured none other than Vice Presidential hopeful and regularly mocked, Sarah Palin. It was weird. Fey is pretty much Palin’s doppelganger but when they crossed paths, an actual comedic black hole formed sucking all the humor from the skit. Some blame the lackluster sketch, I blame Palin for not showing her tits. A fact that may have just cost her the election.

Second, even more awkward appearance during the Weekend Update below.

For whatever reason, Disney started a campaign of using celebrities as Disney characters. They have Tina Fey as Tinkerbell, Giselle Bundchen and Mikhail Baryshnikov as Wendy and Peter Pan, Whoopi Goldberg as Genie, Jessica Biel as Pocahontas and Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin. Missing from the set are Paris and Nicky Hilton as the evil stepsisters, Hayden Panettiere as one of the Seven Dwarves and me as either Hercules, Tarzan or Prince Charming.

Paris Hilton is moving in on Lindsay’s ex, Harry Morton. What a lucky guy.

Tina Fey is the truth. The interview she did with Howard Stern is so awesome, I’m just going to post the whole transcript here. Via Us Magazine.

What is Paris Hilton like?
She’s a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she’ll be fun, maybe she won’t take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She’s unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?
She was awful. People never come in and say “I’m not doing that.” So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn’t host the show because SNL has standards… So she was like “I’m not doing it!” and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs… Her hair is like a Fraggle.

Did she give you ideas for sketches?
Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like “I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her.” She would come in the room and say “you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she’s fat.”

What was the bet you guys had going about her?
The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2006. Need I say more?

Mike Tyson is a prostitute for Heidi Fleiss.

Star Jones scares me. A lot.

Michelle Trachtenberg nude? This looks like it’s from Eurotrip, but I don’t remember seeing this part at all so probably fake yet delicious.

Paris Hilton was drunk and nipply again. The day wouldn’t be complete without the usual suspects.