The second part of Charlie Sheen’s Today Show interview aired this morning and it seemed relatively more calm than the last one. In the second half, NBC’s Jeff Rossen talks to his two live-in girlfriends, “Rach” and “Natty”, who he calls his “goddesses”.

When asked about what life is like, Natty said, “I told Charlie when I moved in, ‘I’m on the bus, and I don’t really care where the bus is going. That’s kind of how we live.’” She then added, “As long as that bus drives into a pile of cash, I mean.” A few more quotes culled by Popeater:

On his intense pressure to get ‘Two and a Half Men’ back on the air:
“Who else is applying pressure? John Cryer? Angus [Jones]? Anybody? They’re just sitting at home waiting for something to happen.”

On his publicist, Stan Rosenfield, quitting yesterday:
“I don’t know … maybe he got overwhelmed, maybe he felt like he wasn’t respected, I don’t know … But there’s something epic about that — that things got so gnarly that Stan just went ‘I’m out.’”

On his father, Martin Sheen, and his family’s attempt to help:
“They tried. I said, ‘I’m not ready … but I appreciate your love and compassion, if that’s what you want to call it.’ I’m 45 years old, and I’m not interested in people treating me like a 12-year-old.”

His reaction to Monday’s ‘Today Show’ interview:
“I’m entertained as hell. I’m not saying it’s not true. I’m laughing with the goddesses, I’m laughing with my friends. Everybody’s like, ‘Did they expect it to be normal interview? Did they expect to be conventional and boring and everything else?’ No, man, we’re shaking the tree.”

How he describes himself:
“I’m grandiose, because I’m living a grandiose life. I’m tired of being like ‘Aw, shucks, that’s not me.’ Because it is me.”

His message to his fans:
“Don’t be worried. Celebrate this movement. I love and I’m so grateful that you have supported me and the show for so long, and I will not let you down. Trust me.”

Response to Twitter backlash:
“It’s sad for them. It’s like, ‘Get a job, anyone?’”

Charlie Sheen sounds and acts more and more like a cult leader each day. His cult looks a lot more fun than other cults though. Instead of a mass suicide, they just do a lot of blow and have a lot of sex.

More Charlie Sheen coverage:

- Two and a Half Men may be over for good

- 20/20 will go inside Charlie’s world tonight

- Charlie Sheen calls Martin Sheen’s support “Bullocks”

- John Stamos might replace Charlie Sheen

- Charlie Sheen hit up Piers Morgan last night

A 13-year-old girl accused of being an accomplice in a text message war was interviewed on the Today Show Thursday morning when she caught the censors off-guard and casually said “cunt” twice. This was right after she called a guy a rapist. High-five, little kid. [Gawker]

Meredith Baxter Birney, who has five kids from three marriages, went on The Today Show this morning too announce that she is lesbian. Meredith didn’t think it was a big deal. She only wanted to announce it after being under pressure from tabloids like The National Enquirer who recently printed pictures of her and her partner on a lesbian cruise.

Meredith, who played Mrs. Keaton, Michael J. Fox’s mom on Family Ties, says she discovered herself seven years ago. Four years ago she met Nancy Locke who she’s still with to this day.

Congratulations, I guess. I wish other women would come out as lesbian or, better yet, bisexual. I’m looking at you Ashley Greene and Alessandra Ambrosio. That way in my fantasy when those two pick me up at a grocery store and bring me to their mansion to judge their lingerie pillow fight and kissing technique, the only unrealistic part will be that I was buying milk when they hit on me. I’m lactose intolerant, you see.

Sorry, Michael J. Fox’s mom, not DiCaprio. Damn Growing Pains!

Bruno got emotional during an interview with Matt Lauer of the Today show when Lauer informed Bruno that the Austrian Minister to Great Britain had called for a boycott of the film Bruno.

A distraught Bruno, who said it was the first time he was hearing this, asked for a close-up on his sad face and went in to hug Matt. The show faded out before they embraced. Which sucked. I wanted some closure.

Al Roker was probably pissed off that he had to interview the wastes of space Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Which is why he felt the need to eviscerate them on the Today show. He called them “the poster children for everything that is wrong with celebrity in this country.” He gave up caring 30 seconds into the interview. The exact moment is marked by the big sigh he gives.

Roker then kept trying to get Spencer to admit he’s a douchebag and then talked to Heidi like she was a little girl asking her questions like, “Are you proud of yourself?” Heidi, who probably isn’t, said she wasn’t ashamed.

After the interview, Heidi ran to Ryan Seacrest whining about how Al Roker personally attacked her on live TV and said he might be abusive towards women.

“I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked … I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly [sic] and mean-spirited.”

“I just wanted to talk about the show and my experience there and how fun it was, and he just made it a very uncomfortable and awful experience … I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.”

Al Roker, in the meantime, went on Twitter and in 140 characters or less, wrote:

Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for…being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we’re at minute 11 of their 15.

At least this is better than the interview I would have given. Mine would just be me sitting down, smiling at Spencer and then punching him in the face. Of course, I’d apologize right after because I had forgotten to ask Spencer my question, “May I punch you in the face?” In my defense, he would have probably said no.

Miss California Carrie Prejean hit up the Today Show to discuss her vocal opposition to gay marriage. Last Sunday, Prejean said that due to her beliefs, she believed that marriage was between a man and a woman. This morning she defended herself to Matt Lauer and told him that if she could go back and do it again, she wouldn’t change a thing. Of course, Perez Hilton, the judge who asked the question during competition, was there via Skype to bitch and moan over what Prejean said because if you don’t agree with Perez Hilton, then you are wrong. In either case, who cares if people of the same sex marry each other. It’s not going to affect me in any way. What is going to affect me is having to listen to Perez be a whiny bitch because in his world, it’s whoever screams the loudest that wins. And I sure as hell don’t want to hear that little piggy squeal while I’m trying to surf for porn.