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Tom Cruise’s Musical Has a Trailer

Tom Cruise’s big gay musical Rock of Ages just got a full trailer. I have no idea what’s going on and I’m never going to watch it because musicals make me ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell Knows Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay

Know how Rosie O’Donnell knows Tom Cruise isn’t gay? Because he drives race cars. Think about it. Gay people HATE race cars. Appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight on Sunday, Rosie ... Read More »

Indians Were Paid to be Tom Cruise Fans

Tom Cruise flew in to Mumbai for the premiere of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol and arrived to a roaring crowd of 200 or so paid fans who had no idea who ... Read More »

Look at Tom Cruise, Fall in Love

The Village Voice scored an interview with Valeska Paris, the woman who was basically forced into Scientology slavery aboard a cruise ship, the Freewinds, for 12 years. She describes what ... Read More »

‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ Trailer Is Out

The trailer for Brad Bird’s installment of the Mission Impossible series is out and it’s looking pretty good. But maybe I’m just hyping it up because of that part where ... Read More »

Tom Cruise: ‘Challenge Accepted’

Tom Cruise went to the wedding of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol producer David Ellison over the weekend and, if Step Up has taught people anything, it’s that when someone shimmies ... Read More »

Oh Hai, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise, not filming scenes, rocked out on the balcony of his SoHo hotel room in Miami, Florida yesterday to give the crowd below a taste of what his upcoming ... Read More »

‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’

The trailer for the upcoming Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol which was supposed to premiere before Transformers was leaked earlier. Now that it’s Wednesday, we get a high quality version. The ... Read More »

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at ‘The Kennedys’ Premiere

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attended the premiere of Katie’s The Kennedys at the Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills yesterday. Kennedys was dropped by Starz but picked up by Reelz ... Read More »

Tom Cruise nipple pokes

Here you go, ladies. It’s a buff Tom Cruise with his nipples poking out of his shirt. Next thing you know, he’ll be wearing dresses and flashing his bare crotch. ... Read More »

Tom Cruise is snatchin’ Katie Holmes’ makeup

Tom Cruise feels old age nipping at his heels so he does what any rational man would do. He steal his wife’s makeup. The National Enquirer says Cruise is “so ... Read More »

Tom Cruise is fearless

Despite all the jokes about Tom Cruise, one thing is for sure, this dude has balls. He almost always does his own stunts and this is no exception. Here he is ... Read More »

Tom Cruise is filming

Josh Holloway from Lost was recently added to the cast of the next Mission Impossible movie. He’ll play a guy with long flowy hair. Fabio? Is Fabio in that movie? ... Read More »

Tom Cruise will make a Les Grossman film

Everyone seemed to love Tom Cruise’s over the top Les Grossman character in Tropic Thunder. So much so that they brought him out again for the MTV Movie Awards and ... Read More »

Tom Cruise is a good dancer

There to promote his new movie Knight & Day, Tom Cruise dressed up as his Tropic Thunder character Les Grossman and out-danced Jennifer Lopez at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. ... Read More »

Tom Cruise was betrayed

Tom Cruise is one of Scientology’s most famous members and devoted followers. He’s stuck by them no matter what his affiliation with them has done to their reputation. So I wonder ... Read More »

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes do it

By do it, I mean dance to “Whatever Lola Wants.” What did you think I meant? You thought I meant… with a woman… hahahaha. That’s a good one. No. Tom ... Read More »

Tom Cruise to have another impossible mission

The last few Tom Cruise movies (Valkryie, Lions for Lambs) didn’t do as well as studios were hoping. Probably because he was killing his image with all his craziness. Now ... Read More »

What an honor

5ft 7in Tom Cruise has been voted world’s sexiest short man by onepoll.com. The Sun says only 2,000 women were polled so, in actuality, this is more like world’s sexiest ... Read More »

Tom Cruise visits Harvard Law

Tom Cruise might be nuts, but he has played an attorney on film, so that means he can swing by a Harvard law lecture and offer his own contributions, right? ... Read More »