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Katie Holmes Was Upgraded

Katie Holmes looked stunning at the premiere of Valkryie earlier this month in Japan. Especially her long, luxurious hair which was the toast of the town. But her new look ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Tries to Woo Brazilians With Spanish

Tom Cruise is in Brazil to promote his film Valkryie which has been out forever, but hasn’t been mentioned all that much. Forgetting Brazilians speak Portuguese and not Spanish isn’t ... Read More »

Even Anonymous Melts Under Tom Cruise’s Charm

Via Defamer. Tom Cruise comes face to face with Scientology’s mortal enemy, a guy from Anonymous with a V for Vendetta mask. It’s unclear whether the mask-bearing vigilante was at ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Had a Dream

Out promoting his film Valkyrie in Korea, Tom Cruise told the press that he’s hated Hitler since childhood. FOX News reports: “I always wanted to kill Hitler, I hated him,” Cruise, ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Wants 10 Kids

God bless The Sun for interviewing Tom Cruise and then styling the article with a picture of his wife during her herpes outbreak. Anyway, Tom Cruise wants ten children. I ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Wants Matt to Know He’s Sorry

In 2005, Tom Cruise called Matt Lauer glib during an interview about psychiatry and antidepressants. For whatever reason, a big fuss was made because today, three years later, Tom Cruise ... Read More »

Alright, Who Has Tom Cruise’s Blackberry?

Tom Cruise lost his BlackBerry sometime during a full-hour interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada. National Post columnist Shinan Govani reports that Tom’s people called the studio asking if anyone found ... Read More »

Tom Cruise on “the Hills After Show?”

Kind of. Tom Cruise taped an interview with MTV Canada’s The After Show to promote his movie Valkryie during which he was asked about The Hills. Specifically, about Spencer and ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Is Confident

In the NY Times piece on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Cruise said that he “knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her.” Katie Holmes sort of shared ... Read More »

“Tom Cruise Laughable in ‘Valkyrie’”

Early reviews are filtering in for Tom Cruise’s Oscar-hopeful Valkryie and it isn’t looking good. The Bryan Singer directed thriller has been flayed by early viewers who say the film ... Read More »

A Message for Tom Cruise

Sigh, Tom. No matter how many suits you dress Katie in or how short you cut her hair it still doesn’t change the fact she doesn’t have a penis. Can ... Read More »

Valkryie Gets a Trailer

The trailer for Tom Cruise’s Valkryie debuted yesterday at midnight. You can see Tom in his epic glory, playing Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, who speaks perfect English while everyone else ... Read More »

Anonymous Protests Katie Holme’s Broadway Opening

Katie Holmes made her big stage debut in the Broadway production of All My Sons. Tom Cruise showed up to cheer her on and steal her thunder. When Mr. Big ... Read More »

Reps Say Jolie Didn’t Take Over Cruise’s Role

Earlier, Variety reported that Angelina Jolie replaced Tom Cruise in Edwin A. Salt, soon to be renamed Edwina A. Salt. In a futile attempt to sway public perception that Tom ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Replaced by Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie has replaced Tom Cruise as the lead character in Edwin A. Salt. The spy thriller will be rewritten by scribe Kurt Wimmer (of awesome Equilibrium and awful Ultraviolet ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Has Some ‘Splaining to Do

Ex-Scientologist, Peter Letterese, has named Tom Cruise in a $250 million federal lawsuit against the Church of Scientology. The suit is using the RICO statute, normally used to break up ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Isn’t Ethan Hunt

Tom Cruise will most likely not be reprising his role as Ethan Hunt in the Mission Impossible series. Slate notes that when Cruise’s people “reached out” to Paramount about doing ... Read More »

Dr. Drew Is a Nazi

Dr. Drew Pinsky of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew gave an interview in next month’s Playboy Magazine where he opines that people like Tom Cruise who join a cultish religions ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker and the Cruises Are So Cool

What better way to revitalize the ailing MTV Movie Awards than with such young up and coming stars like Sarah Jessica Parker, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And they even ... Read More »

I Don’t Like Where This Is Headed

Producers have been trying to get as much publicity as they can for Gossip Girl so take this for what it’s worth. NYDN by way of an insider claims the ... Read More »
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