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Alright, who has Tom Cruise’s Blackberry?

Tom Cruise lost his BlackBerry sometime during a full-hour interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada. National Post columnist Shinan Govani reports that Tom’s people called the studio asking if anyone found ... Read More »

Tom Cruise on “The Hills After Show?”

Kind of. Tom Cruise taped an interview with MTV Canada’s The After Show to promote his movie Valkryie during which he was asked about The Hills. Specifically, about Spencer and ... Read More »

Tom Cruise is confident

In the NY Times piece on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Cruise said that he “knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her.” Katie Holmes sort of shared ... Read More »

“Tom Cruise laughable in ‘Valkyrie’”

Early reviews are filtering in for Tom Cruise’s Oscar-hopeful Valkryie and it isn’t looking good. The Bryan Singer directed thriller has been flayed by early viewers who say the film ... Read More »

A message for Tom Cruise

Sigh, Tom. No matter how many suits you dress Katie in or how short you cut her hair it still doesn’t change the fact she doesn’t have a penis. Can ... Read More »

Valkryie gets a trailer

The trailer for Tom Cruise’s Valkryie debuted yesterday at midnight. You can see Tom in his epic glory, playing Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, who speaks perfect English while everyone else ... Read More »

Anonymous protests Katie Holme’s Broadway opening

Katie Holmes made her big stage debut in the Broadway production of All My Sons. Tom Cruise showed up to cheer her on and steal her thunder. When Mr. Big ... Read More »

Reps say Jolie didn’t take over Cruise’s role

Earlier, Variety reported that Angelina Jolie replaced Tom Cruise in Edwin A. Salt, soon to be renamed Edwina A. Salt. In a futile attempt to sway public perception that Tom ... Read More »