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Tom Cruise Is a Nazi?

The German Protestant Church has called Tom Cruise “the Goebbels of Scientology,” referring to Joseph Goebbel, the notorious Nazi propaganda minister. The Church alleges Tom Cruise is using his fame ... Read More »

The Germans Welcome Tom Cruise

Earlier this week, the Germans banned Tom Cruise from shooting his movie, Valkyrie, about the plot to assassinate Hitler, because of Cruise’s affiliation with Scientology. Germany considers Scientology a cult ... Read More »

Katie Holmes Possibly Pregnant Too

The Sun claims Katie Holmes is pregnant with her second child. Despite telling her friends she is thrilled, Katie still decided to hide her bump under a dress when they ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Is Sanctimonious

Tom Cruise, who has reached the highest level of “clear”, is set to marry Australian heir James Packer, one of Sceintology’s biggest benefactors. I don’t know what goes on in ... Read More »

Katie Holmes Wants Another Baby?

InStyle says Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are moving into a $35 million Beverly Hills estate complete with a nursery for another child. “He told her how much he loves their ... Read More »

Jada Pinkett Supports Tom Cruise

Jada Pinkett Smith has responded to recent gossip about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage falling apart and about how Tom keeps her chained in the basement. I think everybody has ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Is Persistant

Tom Cruise has been denying Katie Holmes everything leaving Katie crying over the phone for hours to Victoria Beckham. Of course, Victoria knows first hand how Tom can be as ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Tried to Convert Larry King

Tom Cruise tried to persuade Larry King to join his cult of Scientology. Cruise took Larry on a personal tour of Scientology’s Hollywood museum ominously called Psychiatry: An Industry of ... Read More »

In Other News

Catch and Release with Sydney Bristow. Yes, I still call her that. [Pajiba] The paparazzi annoy Brad Pitt. [Celebitchy] Jessica and Jon Mayer heat it up. [CityRag] Neve Campbell grooms her dogs. [Celebrity ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Is Christ

The leaders of the Church of Scientology have named Tom Cruise the Christ of Scientology. The delusional group of wackos believe Tom will be worshiped like Jesus for spreading the ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Doesn’t Like Oprah

Tom Cruise has slapped Oprah in the face again by not inviting her to his post-wedding party this Saturday. The purpose being to celebrate with the people who couldn’t make ... Read More »

In Other News

Without Ryan Reynolds, Van Wilder 2 is nothing. You hear me? Nothing Tom and Katie are back. Too bad. I missed not having to post anything about Tom Cruise. Keith Urban is ... Read More »

Tom and Katie Get It Over With

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were finally married over the weekend in a Scientology ceremony among 150 guests. Amid speculation of the marriage not being legal, news came that they ... Read More »

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Marrying

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will marry in Bracciano, Italy this Saturday. It will take place at Odescalchi Castle and its $50,000 fee has been waived by the mayor because ... Read More »

In Other News

Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like? Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight ... Read More »

Oprah Is Not Invited to Tom Cruise’s Wedding

Tom Cruise has decided not to invite Oprah to his Italian wedding. Oprah plays it off as Tom only being able to invite a limited amount of guests, but she’s ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Is Filthy Rich

In celebration of being announced head of United Artists, Tom Cruise took Katie Holmes to eat at Mastro’s Steakhouse. He reportedly spent 10 grand to secure a private room usually ... Read More »

In Other News

Here’s a blast from the past. A quote from Mark Hoppus of Blink-182. “At a concert I said, ‘Hey, all you guys out there – I want you to know that ... Read More »

Tom and Katie Are Getting Married

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided on a November 18 wedding in Italy. Katie Holmes will be wearing a wedding dress made by Giorgio Armani. And me? I’ll be ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Is Overbearing

Stanley Kubrick’s friend, R Lee Emery is claiming Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman ruined Eyes Wide Shut and the movie was a “piece of shit”. Emery says, “Stanley called me about ... Read More »
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