He’s back

Tom Cruise will return to Oprah, the daytime talk show that blasted him into infamy and forever branded him a nutjob, this May. MSNBC speculates Tom’s guest appearance will be ... Read More »

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are separating?

No longer happy living under Tom Cruise’s dainty fist, Katie Holmes, having been offered a role on Broadway, has decided to move to New York as part of a trial ... Read More »

Tommy Cruise wanted: As a godfather

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Catholics, have decided to ask Tom Cruise, zany Scientologist, to be the godfather to their son Max and daughter Emme. “Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure ... Read More »

Tom Cruise auditioned his wives

Ex-scientologist Marc Headley, who used to produce promo films for the cult, claims that Tom Cruise had a hard time landing a girlfriend after his split from Penelope Cruz in ... Read More »

Suri Cruise has lived for billions of years

Suri Cruise lives with very few rules because based on the teachings of Scientology, Tom believes she’s already lived for billions of years and knows everything. That’s not to say ... Read More »

Update: Anonymous responds to NBC

The war between Anonymous and Scientology managed to receive mainstream coverage from NBC yesterday and true to fashion, Anon posted a response. Transcript under the cut. Instead of using a ... Read More »

Farewell Jerry O’Connell, I barely knew you

Jerry O’Connell parodied Tom Cruise’s Scientology video for Funny or Die. The results were pretty amazing with a nearly spot on impersonation of Tom’s sinister laugh. Although, one has to ... Read More »

Now I’m hungry

Another shocking claim has come from Andrew Morton, author of Tom Cruise’s unauthorized biography. Morton told the Australian news show, A Current Affair, that Nicole Kidman saved the placenta from ... Read More »